Philthy but Fine

i have a masters degree

Me, greeting any group of exactly two of my close friends:

Howling at these Irish girls telling an American that they’ve never heard of Google and we don’t have it here

banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy

rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i’ll make you christopher robin’s best friend

Me congratulating Clare

“It’s called Samsara, folks. It’s like a big wheel, but very sad and very tragic. And it’s continuous, folks. It just keeps going, with the rebirth, and other sad things. We can’t have it, you know. We have to break free, folks. And we’re breaking free very strongly, actually.”

@forksinthebag 😂😂😂

Looks like I picked a bad week to move jobs

Going off to work each morning like:

I hate it here

This is now my new "Did you know that when Viggo was filming that scene..." factoid

uk elecitons in full force!! lib dems vs Chavs; vote now and google the HECK out of ron paul