Redhead Redemption

Isn’t it weird that you have one hand that can do all kinds of shit and the other one is like “fuck! How do I hold a pencil?”?

@Maga_Trigger get a rope...

I have got to try this failing upward thing.

I was not consulted, but l firmly believe the best place to train for a boxing match is JoAnn Fabrics.

There are too many rockets and mean people here.

🌺 I have managed to keep my decorative soaps in shrink wrap throughout the holidays.

Not now, JoAnn fabrics, not now.

Get in the car, Fran. We have two days to stock up on tic tacs.

Carol doesn’t even know what to do with a fitted sheet.

@DubzyOnceAgain @TeesFarkle The vacuum lines on the carpet are almost as impressive as the 80’s throwback.

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After millions of views spreading lies about the Palisades firefighters lacking water because of regulations, the boring truth comes late like usual and wont be shared. Here it is: 1 - Reservoirs and water tanks were at normal levels and completely full before the fire. 2 - All 114 city water supply tanks were fully stocked pre-fire. 3 - A 15-hour surge at four times normal demand reduced water pressure. 4 - High demand at lower elevations slowed refilling tanks at higher elevations. 5 - This unprecedented fire was fueled by 8 months of no rain and 85 MPH winds. Water is being brought in continuously. 6 - Even if, like Trump claimed, the protection of the Delta Smelt caused over regulation by California, it's the FEDERAL Endangered Species Act that requires the protection of endangered species like the Delta Smelt and their habitats, not Gavin Newsom or California. I expect the comments to me filled with people personally attacking me for putting this information out. All it does is show that you are unintelligent. Thanks.

He’s the most divisive president we’ve ever had. He’s a horrible person. He represents the very worst of us. And we just put him in power again.

@trishapaytas That look tells me EVERYTHING I need to know and I’m here for it!

HOT TOPICS IS BACK 🔥

@SurvivingSA24 @AfricanNelson @Am_Blujay I’m just here to come for this tragic wig she wears.

How do you explain to people to people that you are now unemployed because you were fighting for alcohol on a plane

@MediocreJoker85 @farfnme Tupperware lids

You're a burglar, but you only steal items to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

This was a rough year Here's hoping the Next is a little Smoother

Let’s play the TikTok purple ticket game. If you hit up mine, I’ll get you back. Just leave me your TT @ in the comments. tiktok.com/t/ZP8NELrXT/