Farkle Tees

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Anyone wanna join my gang? We got jackets and snacks.

just got divorced on zoom in a dunkin donuts, the way the lord intended

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@skedaddle74 Adulting.

@realamandarae Farkletees.com

First date idea: come over, I get your fav t-shirt and we’ll sleep

Big titty goths know where to buy the drugs.

So single that my hand had a headache last night

@bria_110 Sleep? Yes.

Do you wanna???

@LoveTherapis1 Below average.

Rate my setup

My fat ass thought this was fried chicken.

We’re baaack beeeches!

I love how the people dismissing Matthew McConaughey as a “celebrity” fawn over the man who presided over Celebrity Apprentice and hail Ted Nugent as, well, a celebrity.

sneezing while driving is INSANE

Power to the poopers.