Boat Rocker (free/sovereign)

@atensnut Tell her to calm down, and then toss a Xanax in her mouth when she's yelling at you.

Never say “calm down”. Never!!

@alphafox The outcome is as predictable as the sun rising in the east.

What's your prediction for this relationship? 🤔

@Fxhedgers Change it to what?

Sec. Scott Bessent: "I want to encourage everyone out there watching today to change their withholding ... you will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis." 🙂

@ywomendeservles Brooke is pushing 45.

@oku_yungx "So?"

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@ZOrtiz99 And 13% were wrong.

87% of men said, 43 yr old, Kelly Brook, has the most perfect body.

@miss_preeti563 I owe child support from just watching this video.

Destructive position

@TheEXECUTlONER_ please see cashier = please see my tail lights

This lady goes to the gas station like she always does on a normal day. But, as she uses her card which she knows has plenty of money in her account, the message “please see cashier” pops up. She’s not going inside. She’s leaving and going to another gas station. This has happened to me many times and I refuse to go inside because a gas station can’t fix their darn gas pumps. In fact, I won’t visit that gas station anymore. Has this ever happened to you? Did you go inside or did you leave and go to another gas station?

@MrPitbull07 Crushing, and it hits very close to home. I've been in those same shoes.

AI is coming for the Karens. Study predicts 86% of AI layoffs will be women who are overpaid for what they produce. Karen is already angry she makes less than the plumber. Soon she'll make less than the Uber guy.

@isaacfrench_ A roadblock on wheels.

What in the world is this in front of me

@UziCryptoo When those bills go to collections, they definitely impact your credit score - which impacts your ability to get a loan.

Guy I work with told me he just doesn't pay medical bills Doctors appointments, surgeries, urgent care... none of it. Says he hasn't paid a single medical bill in 8+ years Says it doesn't count against credit because medical is usually deleted from reports when applying for loans Drives 2 brand new vehicles, has a big house, lives in good area... just doesn't pay any medical bills

@atensnut Bella is a psychopath.

Math time, kids.

@KingRat867 @SusieM414141 If the biker is married, the name of his wife is Marco.

@SusieM414141 I'd bet dollars to doughnuts if the biker is married his wife's name is Karen

Who is right? This man pulled over on the side of the road in a bike lane because his son had a lemonade stand set up and he was checking on him. This angered a man on a bike who is upset about it and wants to call the police. Should the guy have just apologized and moved, or could the cyclist just go around? Seems petty on both sides.

@SusieM414141 The person on the bike is always wrong. In this case, he's also a fhaggot.

@Pedro913D @macroschema 🤣 It's becoming a close runner-up. Still better than Ohio.

@PhukUrFewlings @macroschema Phoenix

Weakest men, ugliest women, dirtiest cities, filthiest rivers, unbearable weather Guess the country

@dertash @macroschema Nah, it's India.

@macroschema First of all, very supremacist and prejudiced question. And secondly, only person who has been to all countries in the world is qualified to answer this, justly. All other replies are based on prejudice & ignorance.

@LeaderJohnThune PASS THE FUCKING SAVE ACT, YOU CORRUPT PIECE OF SHIT.

Democrats voted to defund law enforcement at the Department of Homeland Security. So Republicans are going to take up a reconciliation bill to fund border security and immigration enforcement for the next three years.

@C_3C_3 Easily 20%. But 100% are in on the bribes and grift.

If you had to guess how many of the 535 members of Congress are being blackmailed? Not bribed or bought. Straight up blackmail. What say you?