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@BarryLyndon89 @scorsesepoint Aw jeez you’re That Guy

@scorsesepoint Fuck Joe Pesci. When Sinead O'Connor called out the Catholic church's covering up of child sexual abuse, Joe Pesci said on TV he wished he could've punched her.

Joe Pesci was asked who was crazier: Nicky Santoro in Casino (1995) or Tommy DeVito in Goodfellas (1990). His answer could not have been more perfect.

Extraordinary woman.

The great Paul Whitehouse is 68 years old today, which means I am obliged to post this (again!) - arguably the most majestically random but brilliant comedy sketch committed to celluloid for at least the last, what, forty, forty five years? Yes, forty, forty five years. Happy birthday Paul 🤘

Paul McCartney explains why he doesn't do selfies with fans. "If I meet someone and they're reaching for their phone, I say: 'I'm sorry, I don't do pictures.' And that is radical these days... "It's important to me... the minute I get above myself and start thinking I'm something else... I won't like me. It's very important for me to be sort of just me. "So I will say, 'I don't want to do the photos.' And they will say, 'Why?' And I'll say, 'Well, I'll tell you why.' And I go into this long-winded explanation of down on the south coast of France, Saint-Tropez, there's a guy on the beachfront who's got a monkey, and you pay to have your photo taken with the monkey. 'I really do not want to feel like that monkey. And when I take a picture with you, I do feel like him. I'm not me. I'm suddenly something else.'" (via @restisents) 📸: Mary McCartney

@TheCinesthetic He was made of rubber back then

Steve Martin’s dancing skills are seriously underrated.

Wasn’t putting my purse on the ground for anything or anyone.

@TexasMichael42 @consequence 💯

I’ve seen Dylan and I’ve seen McCartney. I was glad to see Bob because I am a huge fan of his body of work. But a McCartney concert is 3 hours of the outstanding performances of his major hits and some minor wonders. He never left the stage. 3 hours. Dylan was 75 min and half the songs were not his best.

Paul McCartney says fans deserve to hear the songs they paid for, which is why he's never fully embraced Bob Dylan's approach to rearranging classics or playing obscure tracks live. "I've been to see a couple of shows of Bob's, and I couldn't tell what song he was doing. Now that's a bit much, because I know his stuff. I get it if he doesn't want to do 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' Maybe he’s fed up with that, but I would like to hear it. And I've paid." consequence.net/2026/05/paul-m…

@F1REAKS Good. That will help you remember he’s a man who punched the shit out of women.

i will never forget how the media treated her :(

@AttamaRaphael @NICKIMINAJ You do know that other people from other places attempt to illegally immigrate to the UK. What criteria do you think sovereign nations should use to approve immigration applications?

@Phyliminal @NICKIMINAJ Nigerian citizens

😩 The UK is truly one of a kind. They will portray her in film & TV one day…just like they did with Margaret Thatcher.

@AttamaRaphael @NICKIMINAJ What does “our” represent in this sentence?

@Phyliminal @NICKIMINAJ If they accept our doctors and nurses they must accept our uneducated citizens that weren't able to attend highschool because of what UK has caused for us.

@AttamaRaphael @NICKIMINAJ Not ALL immigrants. Use some nuance.

@NICKIMINAJ Is that why she wants UK to block immigrants whereas she is a product of migration. She passed and want to close the door so others won't pass.

@Todd_Spence @OneLongLay Just came here to say that! Reminded me of the Siamese elephant story…

@OneLongLay Haha seriously! I wonder if Tim even got some ideas here.

Richard Pryor, Tim Conway and Johnny Carson losing it because Dr. Lendon Smith is the most boring guest who won't stop talking 😂

The older I get, the more I understand people who move to the countryside, grow their own vegetables, get a dog, and only talk to about three people. That life gets more appealing every year

Look at these two crazy whippersnappers tearing up the dance floor! Not a single twerk and no grinding. The teenagers of today would be so confused.

@marycatedelvey @KirstieMAllsopp How dare you! 😅

@KirstieMAllsopp Do you mean it’s not healthy to disrupt your hormones?!? Cool it with the transphobia, Sloppy!!!

I’ve read two articles in just one day on worrying levels of cancer in younger people. We have to start asking very serious questions about hormone disrupting chemicals and plastics in our environment. How many things do we bombard ourselves with that are totally unnecessary?

Did anyone else's grandma ever used to say "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but being misgendered could literally vaporise me out of existence" ?

Man thinks women are jealous of him.

@TheresaK76894 @KieraDiss Did you just fall off the turnip truck?

@KieraDiss It's amazing to see so many normally under represented groups finally being voted in - these are the people who truly face the harshest of challenges, because of the hatred you are demonstrating right now. They want better for everybody and it's fucking awesome.

Meet the winning team from Scottish Greens in Edinburgh, including newly elected Councillor Q. The city is “yours” and they told their voters to “take it” in this Election Day campaign video. It definitely worked, they firmly took it. Not a Scottish accent between them.

“Orson Welles lists Citizen Kane as his best film, Alfred Hitchcock opts for Shadow of a Doubt, and Sir Carol Reed chose The Third Man — and I’m in all of them.” — Joseph Cotten

@Tiirshak @scottishgreens @IrisDuane As a real woman, we’re fucking sick of this shit

@scottishgreens @IrisDuane As a trans woman, this is just so important for me and a lot of us. Hollyrood getting close to true representation. Well done Iris, and ignore the hate, misgendering and death threats.

🟢 @IrisDuane elected to represent Glasgow region! Iris is one of three Scottish Green MSPs elected in Glasgow today, taking our total across Scotland so far to 10!