The Blurry Pig

@simgeo35 Is it Saint and Grievesie?

@simgeo35 I find it quite helpful whenever I have a wee to ask myself, before I even undo my flies: "Am I currently on camera?"

In the UK he’d be promoted to Foreign Secretary

@simgeo35 I ended up at Sebastian Coe's place.

How have I ended up in Covent Garden? I hate Covent Garden

@simgeo35 Sounds more like Spion Kop to me.

Everyone is fighting a battle you can’t see. In my case it’s the Battle of Kursk re-enacted by invisible antelopes and invisible giraffes. And there’s no tanks because they lack the opposable digits to work the controls. Actually it’s not like Kursk at all. Who wrote this tripe?

@simgeo35 That was a proper final. Apart from the eventual result, which was a tragedy

Why the fuck is FA Cup Rewind showing one of the dull-arse Man Utd vs. Chelsea finals? If they don’t show Liverpool vs. West Ham that will be criminal

Got my second Covid jab this Sunday. Bill and Melinda Gates are going to control me on alternate weekends until their lawyers can sort out who will control me on a full time basis

He's not wrong.

@simgeo35 Hark at Tuppy Glossup, here.

Soft- shell crab - I’m a believer. I’m eating a crustacean whole and I love it!

Although obviously not the December '72 MC5 farewell gig at the same venue. Go to 39:45 on this episode of @OtherQuigley to hear the story behind the MC5's thunderous 'Skunk (Sonicly Speaking)' and their unfortunate final gig mixcloud.com/seymour-quigle…

Sex Pistols , on Stage

Two great men. Happiest of birthdays to the one on the right @reversediorama

Prolapse - The Italian Flag #NowPlaying #5albums97 I think we can draw safely draw a line from Dry Cleaning via Life Without Buildings and then straight back to this. Haven't played this in years - exceptional!!!

The Real Book 99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-re…

The iconic Massive Attack album art for "100th Window" was a photoshoot involving 10 x 5ft glass human figures being exploded. The figures were made by a glassblower from Brixton & this was his last job before he retired. Photographs: Nick Knight

Remembering producer Martin Hannett, on the 30th anniversary of his death #otd 18 April 1991. Hannett made an immense and historic contribution to the sound of #JoyDivision in particular, and worked also with Buzzcocks, New Order, John Cooper Clarke, U2, Magazine & OMD #Genius

Lou Reed and John Cale, New York, 1989 by Laura Levine #TheVelvetUnderground

@simgeo35 It is one of the great heckles. That and asking Haines for 'Kenneth Anger's Bad Dream' when he is in a bad mood

Was reminded of this today: U2 were playing a gig in Ireland and Bono starts slowly clapping. He says “Every second I clap a child in Africa dies” Voice from the audience: “Well stop clapping then, you cunt!”

@caitlinmoran I'm going to start controversy and say the grape. Sweet, tasty, comes in two colours so you can have grapes as king AND queen. Plus it is responsible for wine, sherry, brandy and a whole load of other good stuff.

"What is the King of Fruit?" debate is being pleasingly thoughtful about what "royalty" would actually look like in a fruit.

...PLUS our mystical musicologist Matt D looks at the incredible life of Amanda Lear in his Blurry Pig section of the show. Join us from 10pm GMT on Cambridge 105 Radio! @MattDupuy @PigBlurry @ReineLear @cambridge105 cambridge105.co.uk/shows/seymour-…