Flying Pigs

@LisaHatesItHere @90DayFiance People being famewhores and spilling their entire lives online is ruining the franchise. Well, that and the people that don't like each other and the nonstop hillybilly p0nr they've been showing.

@90DayFiance Why no NDA’s before the airing?!? We all know their current situations

Couples therapy… but make it a castle 🏰 90 Day: #TheLastResort premieres in ONE WEEK — Monday June 1 at 8P. #90DayFiance

@Super70sSports I've started watching the Old People Channels (that are very cruelly showing shows from my childhood - don't they know it's supposed to be for OLD people?). Barney Miller on in the evenings but if I hear it at 8:00am, I've overslept. But I'm jamming out to the song anyway!

Some executive at ABC: “We need a nice little theme song for our new cop sitcom.” Some guy: “Yeah, ok, think I’ll just throw down one of the funkiest grooves in the history of music then.”

@thetomcelica They all look like they are trying to be like that one lady that had all those surgeries to look like her cat.

Holy Fuckballs! Mar a Lago is an EPA Designated Superfund Site

This patriot died defending the homeland on American soil

@simbabossdog I like dogs, too. But they don't need to go everywhere with me. Dog park? Sure. Car rides where I'm not getting out of the car? Cool. Grocery store with it riding shotgun in the cart? No. The airport where I'm going to make a big production of everything I do? Absolutely not.

@PigsBFlying aww I like dogs. my baby is in my profile pic

She did not bring that damn dog to the airport with her to pick up her Egyptian movie star that can't even afford his own plane tickets to America. #90DayFiance

@RubyClaire9 He needed to see how desperate she really is to see how much he'll be able to get out of her.

@PigsBFlying That was so cruel.

#90DayFiance Ummm...Mojito...auditions for terrorist bit parts on NCIS are 👈🏾 way...

@BrownSinamin1 @LisaHatesItHere @TVTweeties @Louisiana_Cat @mechmonster2000 @carrieleelily @DaveFlame45 @90DayFiance @rj1975 @PrincessKnightD @RCNorm @sosaysShelze @DoodlebugDebi @kikicrowley @britleighs1 @DealShellie @90daytrash You know she won't until it's too late. Danielle vibes with this one.

@LisaHatesItHere @TVTweeties @Louisiana_Cat @mechmonster2000 @carrieleelily @DaveFlame45 @90DayFiance @rj1975 @PrincessKnightD @RCNorm @sosaysShelze @DoodlebugDebi @kikicrowley @britleighs1 @DealShellie @90daytrash Hopefully Debby wakes up

Sunday Shoutout to my @90DayFiance Family! Tune in tonight for more drama on #90DayFiance! @rj1975 @PrincessKnightD @Louisiana_Cat @mechmonster2000 @RCNorm @sosaysShelze @BrownSinamin1 @TVTweeties @carrieleelily @DoodlebugDebi @kikicrowley @britleighs1 @DealShellie @90daytrash

Allison, stop being a trifflin' ho and go back to the house your father bought you with the money he just passes out while you cry about a GD watch. #90DayFiance

Shea: I used to be a redneck. Someone get that man a dictionary because he doesn't know what "used to be" means. #90DayFiance

@MarcoFoster_ @megynkelly @hodgetwins And in other news, water is wet and fire is hot.

Megyn Kelly: “Trump has cheated on every wife he’s had. He met Marla Maples while he was married to the mother of his children Ivana. Ivana accused him of raping her. She alleged he was so angry over the hair transplant he got that she made him get, it was so painful that he raped her. He winds up with Melania and if you think Trump’s been faithful to Melania, you’ve got bigger issues than I can solve”

Now that's the smile of a man that knows that this silly ass old American woman is going to give him anything he wants because she's just that desperate. #90DayFiance

@CaptPiccard He's giving up being a boat captain in a beautiful place to move to Deliverance country. And she's gonna lose it when she finds out all his money (and her money to start) will be going to rebuild that house.

#90dayfiance So far I like Mallory & Rasit, she seems down with his culture and he seems in love, let me give it two more episodes tho 😆

Is this the first time we've seen someone meet their #90DayFiance with a home cooked meal at the airport? You guys. It might be happening. This might be a real couple. They annoy the piss out of each other, but I think they really like each other!

#90dayfiance What has to go so horribly wrong in one’s life that it makes a wealthy independent woman decide to go to a third world country to find a husband/father to her kids 😆

I'm pretty certain Thomas's table has those legs that extend to make it higher so he can sit at the table like a grown up. #90DayFiance

Are we in agreement that Rasit is good looking?? #90DayFiance

Annabelle, Shea wasn't lying - that place was spic and span when he left. Then his spoiled daughter and her feral children took over his house even though she has the house he bought her right next door... #90DayFiance

More p0nr from nasty ass Shea (literally and figuretively). I should probably just turn some p0nr on instead of #90DayFiance because at least the acting will be better.

@90DayCray1 Say it louder for the people in the back.

If you don’t want to respect your fiancé’s culture, he shouldn’t have to respect yours. #90DayFiance