Mwangi Kamau

@OCMakinya Zero situational awareness😂

Even if I wanted to go home, I don't know the way no more...

@BrutusRising @thetimwork Yes. I was like 10. I am now near 30

@PiicKay @thetimwork 2 leopards you say.....

Ask your KWS pals about leopards, they are the feline equivalent of Viltrumites and Dexter

@DouglasMuchiri5 @thetimwork Allegedly imewai ingia kennels hapo ikachezea madogi ajabu pia

@PiicKay @thetimwork Luckily haikuvuka fence iingie barracks ama Langata.

@thetimwork @DouglasMuchiri5 When I went there nikiwa primary, lore from the staff was that it once jumped out and made light of some ostriches😂😂 ikabidi fence iwekwe kwa mawingu.

@DouglasMuchiri5 The leopard enclosure at the orphanage has been like that for decades. 😢

@Mastardcesh Hizi si ma-German?😂

Yesterday, a man from Naivasha, Kenya shared several videos chilling with hyenas in his room. I’m like wait. Kenya should be on its own continent, ati what is this confidence? Me, first of all I don’t even chill with street cats, talk less of hyenas. Now my question is. Is it not expensive to maintain a hyena? Buying meat everyday na fleshy food. Bro, groceries ni ngumu. Not even the cost. The main issue is safety. A hyena can one day wake up hungry and start eating you bro 😂. That dude will not believe woraah. At this point KWS should just go for it and give our boy a job in the park or something. Let him be official. Handling hyenas. Not just survival challenges in a bedroom 😂.

@Mr_Guantai @Urunzii Exactly what I thought. Like I have seen prados send guys to gapistan pretty easily.

@Urunzii Why do people underrate the Prado so much? I drive a GDJ150 and I can tell you there are enough cars I leave in my wake all the time.

If you can’t beat a Prado you should keep left always and never ever go above 110kph.

@Grandson7Okwara 😂😂nasemanga we meza chenye unameza lakini usinichezee

Hapa huwezi nipata😂😂...tupatane kwa raw power utatii.

@Wesh_G @KhalifKairo Gari za dithoro hukuja na Diesel Particulate Filter-DPF. Kama unaenda kms kidogo tu daily, plus quality yetu ya gede, inaeza play up. Kama we ni mtu masafa you will be safer haisumbui sana. Kama ni daily na kms kidogo, hio DPF inaeza clog juu ya fumes so ndio maana watu hung'oa.

@KhalifKairo Icio ni ndú gai fafa? 🤔

Been almost 4 years driving a diesel cayenne. Not a single fuel or engine related breakdown. First thing i did when i bought the car was disable Adblue , remove the DPF and threw in a stage 1 ECU remap to get rid of the errors & bypass emission restrictions.

@Wesh_G @KhalifKairo 😂😂

@arapweriEzra @PoliceKE Tuambie wewe ni zuzu bila kutuambia😂😂 Ms, sio Miss. The former inatumika na anyone married or otherwise while the latter inatumika specifically by unmarried.

@PoliceKE Ms?! Aliweka wapi bwana kwanza? This could be the reason we are having rotten society. She is incomplete as she is and she can't be a leader

#WCW: Ms. Rhoda Kinanu, Assistant Inspector General A seasoned police commander with a distinguished record of service. She has served as County Commander-Nyamira, Regional Traffic Enforcement Officer-Western Region and Commandant-Diplomatic Police Unit (DPU), among other key leadership roles. She holds a Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science and a Master’s in International Conflict Management, both from the University of Nairobi. She currently represents the National Police Service in the Nairobi River Regeneration Project, contributing to inter-agency efforts on environmental restoration and public safety. A proven leader in security operations, administration, and conflict management.

@the_sambu Bulandaa

1. Presidential close protection was a decoration. 2. The security team agreed to such a decision? while visibly the movement was not premeditated. 3. The president is fully exposed. Lastly: Mambwemwe is a must.

@kp15_5 @Mahleeyk Unasema ata Zaburi ama Whitehouse ni heri tukule omena ama majani😂😂

@Mahleeyk Nyama Nakuru unakula kuanzia Rafiki na kwenda mbele ukiekea marigat ama ravine, anywhere else ni story za siku zijazo

Nakuru na nyama in one sentence, don't I have news for you.

@Mic_haelBrian @kamauwaruhiu Mwanaume si wa mngurumo mmoja, you can get back up.

@PiicKay @kamauwaruhiu Bana raw facts right there me Niko hio no3

Looking back am glad I didn't make much money in my 20s .

@CollinsBriche Nikarukia kiti ya driver, only for me to get pulled down na the other team. I got hooked on the lever ikakata inner side ya bicep, kufika chini ni boots tu, nikaingia fetal position to protect my mkwenjele from assault. They then radioed a unit ya kupima, unfortunately two 'boxes

@CollinsBriche My first time kuona mtutu wa bunduki ilikua hivi tu😂😂 Me and my uncle,(under the employment of another uncle) tuliencounter Mobile WB hapo quarry za mchanga zenye ziko njia ya pipeline Nakuru. They flashed us to stop tukakataa, tukaexit mainroad tunyoroshe murram hopeful.

Kuna jamaa wa tipper alikimbizwa na wasee na mobile weighbridge and he acted smart and failed to stop. Got blocked akajaribu kupitia kando ya barabara then another pickup blocked it. Pray for the owner of that tipper. He will see very bad things from KeNHA.

@CollinsBriche Nikarukia kiti ya driver, only for me to get pulled down na the other team. I got hooked on the lever ikakata inner side ya bicep, kufika chini ni boots tu, nikaingia fetal position to protect my mkwenjele from assault. They then radioed a unit ya kupima, unfortunately two 'boxes

@CollinsBriche Kuenda kutoa hio chain hydraulics iangushe mzigo, nilipata commander wa Nakuru mobile WB alikua, jamaa akachomoa moto akaniambia nitulie as I am. Pande ingine driver ameshukishwa na AP namna hii kutoka juu anapewa zake zake. The 'commander' akaniambia nirudishe bucket chini.

@CollinsBriche I milked my uncle the entire next week as I said I would report to the parents. Allowances nilikua nakula 800-1000 daily off him instead of 400, the year was 2015, fresh out of highschool. 😂😂 play stupid games, win stupid prizes. My first real interaction with police brutality

@CollinsBriche As I was bleeding, the commander couldn't take us to the stenje. They tried to bullshit us into buying lunch for all involved, tukasema gari si yetu watupeleke tu inside mwenyewe akuje. The matter was resolved hapo pipeline at the junction ya Stem hotel and we went scot free.

@CollinsBriche Responded. Tukarudi kwa lami wakatandika mobile WB. Tukapatwa na excess ya 2T, of which moja I think was allowed accounting for wetness of the sand. So technically tulikua excess ya one tonnez which 'tungemalizana' tu had we not fled. Kitu iliokoa sisi was I was a minor