Dan Pilcher
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Dan Pilcher
@PilcherDan
35 years old, West Ham Fan, PGA Tour Betting Cards
England Katılım Nisan 2012
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@PlatoonPod Only clip I've seen and it was better than what I thought it would be.
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SNL is just what the UK needs: more unfunny comedy.
There's a fraction of a good idea in the Keir Starmer bit. The voice and general feckless cowardice are accurate.
The Gen Z "mockery" is, once again, the most cringe-worthy attempt at humour since the last time a comedy writer tried to mock Gen Z.
(It really shouldn't be this hard to do, guys.)
The real David Lammy is much funnier than the parody version.
This is man who thinks Marie Antoinette got a Nobel Prize in physics, who thinks men can grow a cervix, and who once said it was racist for the Vatican to use black and white smoke when announcing (or not) a new Pope.
You can make up the most retarded quote you like - "swans are a protected species in the UK because of white supremacy" - and there is a good chance David Lammy has said it.
If you're not capable of making him funny, despite him doing all the work for you, you should not be writing a comedy show.
(He's the Justice Secretary, for god's sake. He's the Deputy Prime Minister. That's already hilarious.)
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer’s calls with Donald Trump are mocked in the launch of Saturday Night Live UK #SNLUK
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@RupertLowe10 @AndyHammers @Landeur I don't wanna see you on GB News having a hissy fit about Nigel.
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@Landeur Bull just admitted there was a decision taken, by someone, to keep me off GB News.
Then deleted it. Remarkable.
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@YoungBobRB Nobody wants you Bob! Do everyone a favor and fuck off
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🚨Fred physically assaulted by a gang of Antifa.🚨
🚨Young Bob Arrested!!🚨
As we were leaving the UKIP March for Jesus protest, we were attacked by several individuals linked to Antifa, with Fred stepping in to help protect me.
The police then escorted me over to the UKIP side, but their security removed me from that area, leaving me outside the section.
It’s absolutely ridiculous that a right-wing political party kicked me out of the police kettle, and once I was removed by security, I was then confronted again by individuals linked to Antifa. I may disagree with UKIP, but we’re still on the same side politically.
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@ewenmurray77 Enjoyed the coverage of The Players! This international feed we get every week on The PGA Tour is really bad.
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@PilcherDan I hope so Dan. It’s more like a hobby than a job.
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Shane Lowry once said....
"Fuck this place"
Dan Pilcher@PilcherDan
Valspar Championship Picks ⛳ Ryo Hisatsune 25/1 EW (12 Places) Austin Smotherman 40/1 EW (12 Places) Bud Cauley 50/1 EW (12 Places)
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Dan Pilcher retweetledi

We do not believe in conserving the system.
We do not believe in reforming the system.
We believe in revolution.
From my speech at the launch of @RestoreBritain_.
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The Players
🚨🚨 WINNER! 🚨🚨
🇺🇸 Cameron Young 36 & Top 5 ▪ 💥👊🏻🤑
Fock Ya Baby!!!
JC Canada 🇨🇦@jimmeeCan
The Players FRL 🇺🇸 Jake Knapp 46 9:16 AM 🇮🇪 Shane Lowry 56 & FRL ew (5p) 13 1:18 PM Shane was heard saying, "Bring on da wedder." WIN 🇰🇷 Si Woo Kim 28 🇺🇸 Chris Gotterup 61 & Top 5 🇺🇸 Cameron Young 36 & Top 5 👀 🇮🇪 Shane Lowry 56 & Top 5 🏁👈🏻 dats a finish line Shaners
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@ewenmurray77 Great to hear you commentate again! Loved the coverage this week!
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@mcginleygolf @SkySportsGolf Great to hear the Sky Sports Golf commentary again!
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Congrats to Cam Young - he’s been trending and gaining confidence over the past 9 months. Those performances have validated the play of a present world top 5 player 👍@SkySportsGolf
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