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@McGregorRousey2 Not saying this is okay, but theres a lot more to this story than just not trying. I coach womens wrestling and girls do not shed weight like boys. Around their time of the month their weight will lock and no matter what they do, they arent dropping an ounce.

Missing weight by 8 pounds is completely unforgivable and shows that you aren’t taking your job seriously. Immediately cut from the roster.

@CaptainCons I actually wish my university had more “sophisticated life skills” tests. Like proper dining, even the Ivy League swim test!

the social etiquette I think is necessary - it's wild how often you go out to eat and see folks holding utensils like a caveman, among other faux pas the one I don't understand is the airplane cabin - couldn't you just sit them next to one another in a classroom or at that steakhouse? I appreciate wanting to create the atmosphere I guess but does a plane setting change the convo that much? I'm genuinely asking here @kellykeegs

@stoolbeachhouse @KaticMichael @ella_grif Will these two just fuck already

.@KaticMichael and @ella_grif will only refer to any object as a chud

When we actually going to see some wrestling @espn ?

@GfedGoCrazy And they don’t even let me get Busch Light! If AB is going to own the menu, they should at least put out their best product!

Hard disagree. If I’m paying that much for a beer at a baseball game I might as well get something good Let down every time a stadium lets anheuser busch control their whole menu

@PrinceOfFlint Level bishop international and put it up!

New logo inbound

@DanteGraham14 @darrenrovell But what about the new team themed vessel! 😂

@darrenrovell Almost as weird as tweeting out every new $18 stadium chicken tender like it’s breaking news

It’s that time of year when everyone talks about the Masters food as if its the greatest thing ever. Continues to be one of the weirdest annual behaviors in all of sport. And the next month, people pretend like the Mint Julep at the Kentucky Derby is a Top 1,000 cocktail!

@jess_ann_pin Ma’am I can’t even find the clitoris and you think I know what a labia minora is

Men drive virgin teenage girls into risky surgery that leaves them unable to ever enjoy sex with their idiotic labia minora shaming. This needs to stop. Listen to the facts. The labia minora reflect estrogen levels and genetics, not sexual activity. Like breasts, they increase in size during puberty. They atrophy during menopause. Over 10 normative studies have been done. Labia minora size is not positively correlated with sexual activity or age after puberty. Female humans most likely to be insecure about their labia minora size are virgin teenage girls, not the “sluts” men mean to target with their shaming. Promiscuous women have been with men who have complimented their vulvas and have seen porn enough to know they are normal. Promiscuous women are aware of the pleasure their vulvas give them. Men are very unlikely to be able to shame any actual “sluts” with commenter about “roast beef.” They only hurt young women and girls, mostly virgins, with this misogynist rhetoric. Consider that in 1 study of women seeking labiaplasty, 66% were virgins and the average age was 23.

Juan Soto 🤝 Nathan MacKinnon Sore losers.

@bigplay24slay @NFL I’ll never forget you showing up to a high school football game around Detroit. You made those kids feel like big leaguers. You’re the realest Slay! Much love in retirement!

BigPlay✌🏾

THREE BIRD. 🦅🇺🇸 #WinterParalympics

@eden_laase The Michigan State Dude Spartans The Duke Fellas Blue Devils The Alabama Guys Rolling Tide This is fun

Tired: Getting rid of “Lady” in front women’s basketball team names. Wired: Putting “Gentlemen” in front of men’s basketball team names.

@Bill_The_Klacks @hassan74824 @GoldenGriff0212 @TRobinsonNewEra We can all agree the video is disgusting. But this comment is disturbing. Y’all need to get off the internet and have real conversations with people

@hassan74824 @GoldenGriff0212 @TRobinsonNewEra I hope you realise you animals are getting past the „crying” point, you’ll end up back in chains :)

Parents shut down Zara store in Bristol yesterday after viral videos show a gang of black youth tormenting and attacking a lone white girl. The staff, instead of helping her, forced her outside where she was beaten up by the feral scum.

Last call is at 7pm for a St. Patrick’s day party?! This is hands down the least American thing I’ve ever heard of

What a save USA boys are dominating Canada AGAIN on the ice

@BarstoolBigCat Send the office to “Combat Chicago - Tactical Laser Tag” then come back and try to tell me laser tag can’t still be cool

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@MikeSimmons Nice putter cover!

Hey Tommy Fleetwood. Thanks for using a 9 wood. It's created an opportunity for my friends to remind me that I'm an idiot for having a 2 iron in my bag, and making this game harder than it already is.

@DustBaker Also 1st in getting his shit swatted

Murray is the 5th-most accurate quarterback in NFL history.

The modern day opera is being serenaded by all the neighborhood generators at various pitches

@blainesledge BTG only refers to the man as Eldrick Woods

Doing my best BTG Impression: “As a grown man, have some self respect. Your given Christian name is Scott Scheffler, not Scottie He’s not Tigey Woods. Xandy Schauffele. Justy Tommy. Cammy Young. Seppy Strakky. #shrink nicknames. Bring honor back to the game I once loved.”