Lady King of Watford

Is literally no one going to mention the “oh really... not me?!... eye roll” face of #CharlizeTheron at tonight’s #BAFTAs ? Yeah #ReneeZellweger bored us with her list of Ums but Charlize was doing her best Samuel L Jackson up there. Did she know it was televised?!

@davechannel @ConorrMullin @AlexHorne We need to know @AlexHorne are those stick on ears? I can’t bear the idea that your ears will look like ring pulls for the rest of your life

@ConorrMullin @AlexHorne None of us know #Taskmaster

Why has nobody mentioned @AlexHorne stretched ear on #taskmaster what is going on

@MrShaneReaction I think @GrantBovey paid them to do it #antheainsolitary

#CelebsInSolitary even tweeting this is a confession that the remote is on the other side of the room and that I’m too lazy to fetch it...

@stareblankley That’s because they’re spoiled babies

Sounds like bliss? Not sure they’re feeling it 😱#CelebsInSolitary

@IndiaWilloughby Well I think “fascinating” is a stretch, mate... mildly entertaining but my cat is still more interesting that this televisual junk food #televisualfast

@Cooper1Racheal With you 1000%

I'd bloody love to do this,peace and quiet,sleep and a bit of me time, sounds wonderful lol 😉 #CelebsInSolitary

#CelebsInSolitary I WOULD LOVE 5 days of silence alone. Sounds like bloody bliss #CelebsInSolitary

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@TheLastLeg @alex_brooker #brookerbeardno

@PaulWirral Stanley did over 2 weeks in the jungle... this is five star by comparison

Life is just one long fucking holiday for Stanley Johnson #therealmarigoldhotel

Get #stephaniebeachamto walk over the coals... she would@be fine #frostyoldcow #therealmarigoldhotel

Don’t give #stephaniebeacham anything sharp... #therealmarigoldhotel

@conferencekitti Yes the animal slaughter is heartwarming #therealmarigoldhotel

@Kalista63 The Krankies are shopping in Lidl mate... not sure you’re entirely right there 😂

#stephaniebeacham definitely hasn’t got the patience for this lot #therealmarigoldhotel

#BRABEL goaaaallllllllll!

@WhatTheFFacts Also, if these movies didn’t exist no one would ever know that LIFE WAS LIKE THAT!!!!!

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