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This is the best list ever: pigletish.com/100-places-to-… #lockdownuk #goodideas #virtuallyleavethehouse

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.

This is an astonishing fact from today’s Sunday Times. At least 224 out of 257 new Labour MPs elected in July 2024 came from either charities or communications/lobbying agencies, or were formerly “political employees”. It explains so much about Labour backbenchers’ priorities.

Dear God, this episode is the stuff of nightmares. What a sicko #Forensics #TheRealCSI

Daniel is clearly on the Spectrum - his obsession with the garlic in the Tzatziki; misunderstanding Johanna and recording conversations; the military service blunder.... No wonder he couldn't communicate properly, or be fully emotional! #LoveIsBlindSweden

@CountBinface The Labour Party

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

Saw an amazing ad today

There's a lot to unpack here...

@stellacreasy One bunch of pissed up hippies does not a safe city make.

Tonight, can we just put the clocks forward to 2029 and get this sunshine bus of dribbling authoritarian turd nudgers out of office?

@MarkFreeMyMind They were great, no idea what the deductions were for!

I'm currently watching the figure skating on BBC (channel 601) Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson That was brilliant!👏 👏 (Although, the judges don't agree with me😳)

@WalterBestBoy My two are cosy and having a snooze

you made it to the Bonkers Bweekend!!! he loves you and wants you to stay cozy today ❤️

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I DlE?

Britain last built a major reservoir in 1992. Our population has risen 13 million since then. The result…

@BestOfUKComedy The episode where David gets Tetanus gave me nightmares for weeks!

Who was a 2 Point 4 Children fan?

@Fremond_ Not a great selection left, these days, sadly. Massively recommend The Poet at Matfield if you want posh nosh.

@PippyG82 Very disappointed by the lack of local pub choices in Yalding

Deep England, part 1

He's approaching British Royal territory

Today is the day. Eric Cantona's kung-fu kick becomes closer in time to the assassination of JFK than the present day. We are, without any shadow of a doubt, #HurtlingTowardsDeath.

WHAT IS GOING ON

Life after leaving your 60k London salary to live in Sheffield with 35k