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@BillCassidy Irreparable damage to this country’s health and science apparatus is your legacy - bon voyage.

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@nayibbukele Fuck the UN

¿Recuerdan el 27 de abril de 1994? Tal vez ustedes no, pero nosotros sí. El Salvador acababa de salir de una sangrienta guerra civil que dejó 85,000 muertos. Luego, siguiendo sus recomendaciones, ese día se aprobó la Ley del Menor Infractor, bajo los mismos argumentos del escrito que ahora anexan. Tres años después, Bill Clinton deportó a los salvadoreños que habían formado pandillas en los Estados Unidos. Llegaron a El Salvador y se encontraron con una ley que prácticamente daba impunidad para cometer delitos a los menores de 18 años. Y, por supuesto, los pandilleros recién llegados empezaron a reclutar casi exclusivamente a menores de edad, todos capaces de cometer crímenes atroces con el único riesgo de TAL VEZ enfrentar una PENA MÍNIMA en un centro light, donde incluso llegaban a matar y violar a otros menores que solo habían cometido delitos menores y que sí hubieran podido ser reformados. El resto de la historia ya todos la conocen: esas pandillas se convirtieron en los grupos criminales más sangrientos del mundo, mantuvieron prisionero al 80% de nuestro país, constituyeron un gobierno paralelo y dejaron un cuarto de millón de muertos y desaparecidos, además de 2 millones de desplazados, solamente en El Salvador, país al que convirtieron en “la capital mundial de los homicidios”. Así que no, muchas gracias. Llévense sus experimentos sociales a otros países que no hayan sufrido lo que nosotros hemos sufrido; tal vez ellos les crean (ojalá que no). Nosotros no vamos a volver al pasado.

been working on a startup, incinerating my cash in a different way … took a break to say $ABEO

@trajektoriePL @6758qcrctt How many more times can we do “scribe” and claim “medical breakthru”

Cardiologist wins 3rd place at Anthropic's hackathon. Out of 13,000 applications. Built in 7 days by Michał Nedoszytko MD. Coded day and night - in the hospital, in the cloud, while flying from Brussels to San Francisco. A few years ago, it would have been impossible for a doctor to build this alone in just a couple of days. AI changed that. The project is called postvisit.ai. It is an AI agentic care platform for patients. Including reverse AI scribe it is a companion that guides the patient from the moment they leave the doctor's office. Powered by the massive context window of Opus 4.6, it allows patients to explore their full medical history, connected devices, Evidence Based resources and external data sources — all in one place. Today, the barrier to entry has vanished; even a practicing physician can build an application from scratch.

@Citrini7 Why do people get hard on this kind of forecasting? I don’t get it.

JUNE 2028. The S&P is down 38% from its highs. Unemployment just printed 10.2%. Private credit is unraveling. Prime mortgages are cracking. AI didn’t disappoint. It exceeded every expectation. What happened?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic

@maddstone1 @Stmkrs Pretty sure that’s the dl they had the most success with in the GLEAN trial, my guess is that’s the person persistence issue creeping in again but who knows, they might just be burning the cash on the trial cause they know it’s their last shot

@PirateWaffle @Stmkrs Why do they expanding to 1e9?

$ACET added plenty of 49 cent shares through gritted teeth… my clear “violent re rate” thesis of 2026 is Adicet $XBI

@maddstone1 @Stmkrs Yup!!!

@PirateWaffle @Stmkrs DWP you still own some acet

I wrote an entire series of articles in 2024-2025 devoted to my delusion with $KRON so you’ll know this is authoritative when I say this: Tracking planes for the $ABVX buyout rumor that refuses to come true is fucking stupid. $XBI

@jaketapper Damn Sammy Sosa catching strays lol

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

@CasinoHotelPro Bro idk - destruction, company is fine since they just raised I guess but damn

@PirateWaffle When does Tang the value shopper come into the picture 😂

been workin on a startup so haven't had much to tweet but holy shit $GUTS lol $XBI

$CRIS at $0.87 for me. $XBI

$CRDL delicious sandwich incoming $XBI $VTYX

$BIOA gets all the $VTYX NLRP3 symp love for some reason... $CRDL is sitting right there, murkier with a narrow stat sig miss in LV change of .0538 ... but hey, why chase whats already ran when their KOLs got behind a phase 3? $XBI

$VTYX $XBI

$VTYX $LLY $XBI

$CRDF 👍 $XBI

@charle77238 You too man, heres to another year of getting hit by semi trucks but not dying!

@PirateWaffle Aha, I guess we all have our fetishes my man ...Happy new year

$JANX too cheap down here, moar @ $13.75 $XBI

@charle77238 Yup! Can’t help myself my dude, I’m attracted to big butt balance sheets.

@PirateWaffle For a very smart guy, you always go for the trash 😩