Fake Pittsburgh Pirates
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Fake Pittsburgh Pirates
@PiratesFake
The Fake Buccos of Major League Redditball
Pissburgh Katılım Mayıs 2020
78 Takip Edilen57 Takipçiler
Dodgers trade P Assassin Xekutioner to Mariners in exchange for empty promises.
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@OaklandMLR @MLRShallot We should have tried that in s6
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Pissburgh gonna fill A cup or two if you know what we mean
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Pirates designate Richard Sucker II for assignment.
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Sources inside the Pirates front office suggest move to your moms basement unlikely.
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We support unions
The Shallot | MLR's Nicest News Source@MLRShallot
Rockies and Pirates mascots in talks to form union.
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Diamondbacks trade 3B Richard Thumpus to Tigers in exchange for a bag of baseballs, in a questionable move.
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Quality #pissgang content in this thread
Mylo grams@Mylograms
Why do they call them piss missiles? Missiles travel very fast, but at most, even if the bladder was pressurized to like 3 atm, piss would escape the urethra at mach .05 at best. Piss missile my ass Actually don't do that but you get it
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After a series of clean small ball hits and a nice hot dinger, the pirates now maintain a five-run lead over the reds! That's showbiz baby!
#allmyfriendshatethereds
#putanotherquarterinthebullshitmachine
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Lance, @GareDR333 and Moose have each taken turns with their bats to give the bullshit machine a little percussive maintenance.
A nice little walk sandwich on homerun bread, of the pirates are only 2 runs from a tie in Se2 B6!
#putanotherquarterinthebullshitmachine
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It's session 1 and an RBI by Pissburgh newcomer Theo Rodder followed by a clean 2nd base hit from @TuscaloosaTorn1 has the bullshit machine JUST WARMING UP
#PutAnotherCoinInTheBullshitMachine
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Well we spent all off-season wrenching on the old bullshit machine. get ready mother lovers, we're coming for your paper cup!
#putanotherquarterinthebullshitmachine #s6futurechamps
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No ice cream though. Bullshit machine is still busted
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welcome to the official account of the san francisco giants
may i please take your order
Al Ternate@NOTLaneDrew
@PiratesFake Fuck the pirates, keep the account
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figure i should log out from this account at one point
pirates must be pretty ...pissed off to see i still have access
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