Adam Townley

Yes, because no one has ever elected you. You're that unpopular, your own party refuse to allow you to stand in any seat across the country.

Someone had to put the Benny Hill theme to Nigel Farage walking... so why not me? #Farage 😀😃

My best man Grant has listed his 6 series for sale as he's not using it due to other things in his garage. It's mega. Wants for nothing and in the perfect colour and seat combination. If it's not for you, please share if you can carandclassic.com/l/C2108946

Been saying this for a couple of days He has until 4pm Friday to decide

Never deleting this app

Man loses his Evri Parcel and wearing his double breasted jacket in 31 degree heat, decides to search the neighbours doorsteps for this temu thong.

The automotive Alpine treats of Samoëns 👀 🚘

Well there’s your problem they shouldn’t have put a smoking area up there

😂 I was chatting to my pal & he said, "I bought a sheepdog." I asked, "Old English?" He said, "Ic gebohte scéaphund."

Of course Farage turned down Close Protection from the Metropolitan Police’s Protection Command. They are POLICE OFFICERS. The last thing Farage wanted was policeman aware of where he was going and who he was meeting.

@HITCSevens It’s why I’m relieved Burnham’s getting in. His sniper skills aren’t a patch on Sir Kier’s.

This is sadly true. I tried to wave an England flag during the Norway game, and I was shot and killed by Keir Starmer.

Sam Neill with a great ‘fart story, and Jeff Goldblum with a great ‘fart story’ put-down. RIP SAM (1947-2026)

Nigel Farage walking, but with the St Trinian's Flash Harry music added. 👌🏻

I don’t remember an outpouring of emotion from David Beckham when Not Such an Innocent Girl peaked at number 6 on the UK singles charts in 2001

I met him once boarding a plane. We were stuck in line and i was like "ok..say something..fk do it.. do it...do it" in my head.. He turns once glances at me... smiles and nods... like "yeah i know you know who i am.." and i just go quiet...then he glances back and just says "ask away..." I did the usual "omfg love your work blah blah" and then he asked what I did and then just went into this rathole of how tech and creativity fascinate him and how people do things with computers and then we ended up talking about sheep properties and my life living in the outback... then he splintered off to his seat and mine.. Then we get to our destination, I get off and my wife is waiting for me with the kids and he gets off after me as he was ambushed with people wanting selfies... anyway I tell my wife "guess who's on the plane" and so she now wants to wait around, he then walks past us, nods at me and says "nice meeting you Scott" and continues.. The look my wife gave me at that point in time was like "WTF DID YOU DO.." Anyway. All i remember was here's one guy who could have just waived me off took the time to chat about nothing and still somehow gave me the "you matter too" vibe. Legend. Genuinely sad he's passed.

@JuliaHB1 First sentence would have sufficed.

@A1GOY @TheDanProsser

@TheDanProsser I know the man to ask. Will see what I can see.

Does anyone know anything about the Lightning McQueen that was at Goodwood FoS? What’s underneath, who built it etc.

England is now a Mediterranean country: We have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.

Crimes that Nigel Farage has stuck his nose into, going against explicit police requests: Southport. Henry Nowack's murder. Ann Widdecombe's murder. Surely, at some stage, someone in the police needs to have a serious word to stop this clickbait scaremongering? It's dangerous.

Meet Gemma Mattinson, one of the organisers of the "Pink Ladies." She claims she wants to protect women and girls. In 2011, she and her then boyfriend, Ian Barclay, were jailed for child cruelty after being filmed forcing two children, both under the age of 8, to physically fight each other while they laughed. A young girl was ordered to hit a boy with a broom and plastic sticks. When the boy tried to hide, he was dragged across the floor and slammed into a radiator. They both pled guilty. She was sentenced to 8 months in prison, and her ex received a 12-month sentence. Now, she has rebranded herself and is targeting asylum seekers staying in hotels.