PixieH (not small, far away)

@MDut21 The programme was so much richer when the cast members popped up in the pub, shop etc. for everyday interactions Every scene now seems so dislocated from village life.

Cast Report because why not!: It’s been 2 months since we last heard Eddie, Neil, Paul and Esme. And 3 months since we last heard Clarrie, Hannah and Josh. 5 for Joy & Mick. 6ish months since Alistair, Zainab, Martyn Gibson & Lawrence. About 9 for Jim & Jill. #TheArchers

So what happens when Reform take over your local council? This. #KentCountyCouncil

@SeasideChris Brilliant! The globe was the older model and my mother was a devotee to both. They would glide around the room after her and gently bump off the furniture (note the rubber bumpers attached for this purpose)

@PixieH OMG! I bet that loves mashed potatoes

In today’s “I’m never deleting this app”, Americans discover flymos… 😂😂😂

I've created a Zack Polanski CV generator which refreshes each time it's opened - so every time you see it there's new roles that Zack's worked in …ile-488554318091.europe-west2.run.app

@kmfmnews @Jim4Dartford while they might have identified the risk of water failure the mitigation is obviously inadequate. What if this had been a power failure? Do they test their disaster recovery plans and does the regulator have input/oversight of the adequacy of the plan and testing?

NEWS: The MP for Dartford says lessons need to be learnt after a major water supply issue at Darent Valley hospital #kmfmnews More details here: kentonline.co.uk/dartford/news/…

@drhingram More of this tomfoolery!

Are the people of Warwick ok?

@Jebadoo2 I wrote to my MP when it was at the Commons stage and she said not to worry it will be dealt with by the Lords intimating that the Commons were trusting the Lords to scrutinise the Bill more closely. Thank peers took their role seriously and proved an effective fail safe.

By "procedural tactics" Lizzi is referring to amendments designed to protect vulnerable people from actual death. Every single one of these amendments was rejected. All supports of this bill do is lie and lie and lie.

@AstroPnoy @MmisterNobody It's so confusing isn't it! 🙄

@MmisterNobody Oh, did she work in the costume department as well? You're an idiot.

Christina Koch, one of the Artemis astronauts, is also an actress in Mad Max: Fury Road. You’re watching a movie.

@JamesAHogg2 Only improved by Barry Cryer's exasperation.

Remembering the sublime genius, Maurice Cole, AKA Kenny Everett, who passed away on this day in 1995. Here he is in a very famous sketch alongside his friend and regular co-star, Billy Connolly, that took almost a day to record. Why? Well, because they hadn't hired any extras for the sketch they roped in some music hall performers who were recording in the studio next door and they all appeared in costume, much to the amusement of Kenny and Billy. The punchline was reached eventually, but they decided to include the outtakes. God bless Cuddly Ken x

@Odicean lol I was more focused on the inaccuracies around exchange and completion in recent storylines.

"What is it Brian? Why can't you move in?" "Miranda...I'm sorry. I'm gay." #TheArchers

@QuietOldJim @DrMatthewSweet @Larushka_iz Simon Farnaby to script and Wes Anderson to direct.

@DrMatthewSweet @Larushka_iz Rory Kinnear?

Mr Benn live action film is Go! Never mind 007, the hot UK casting right now is is - who will play Mr.Benn?? And will he still wear a bowler hat???

Dame Jenni Murray, who presented the BBC's Woman's Hour for more than 30 years, has died bbc.in/4bkxpjW

Ruth Maguire (SNP), who is stepping down as an MSP due to a cancer diagnosis: “I find it really hard to put into words the impact that the language of dignity and compassion being used to talk about ending life has had on me—as if somehow wishing to carry on but with help is undignified and burdensome, unfair to people who love me… “My blood runs cold thinking about sitting in a room in a hospital and having a doctor raise that with me as we weigh up treatment options… “If it weighs so heavily on me, someone in a position of financial privilege, with a large loving family who are able to care for each other—indeed, someone whose job it’s been for 10 years to have difficult conversations… I want colleagues to see how this all plays out for people who don’t have the privilege that we have. “And in doing so, let’s have our eyes open to the strain our health and social care systems are under.”

Jimmy Fallon DESTROYS Trump over Iran 😂 You NEED to see this!

"The joke was distasteful and unfortunate...Now I have to sit in front of you...and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility." - @TeamUSA captain and Torrent forward Hilary Knight on the call and joke by President Donald Trump.

@Martina @X It was the cyber truck that absolutely confirmed it wasn't you! Welcome back.

Got hacked over two weeks ago here and couldn’t get back in. Support from @X was non existential . Went over to blue sky for a bit but glad to be here. Somebody pretended to be me and was promoting some bullshit crypto currency saying I bought a cyber truck with it. As if!!!! 😳🙄😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Ah, the old Al Capone Solution #andrew

@zandook @Moumita57 Hold your finger on “e” rather than tap options for accents, umlauts et cetera, come up.

@Moumita57 How did you put the dots on the "e"?

So disappointed with the Wuthering Heights movie. Apart from Jacob Elordi’s good looks and brilliant acting by everyone, the movie has done a massive disservice to what Emily Brontë’s book was actually about. Story manipulated, none of themes explored. #WutheringHeightsMovie

@JohnCleese BAFTA should make amends for GBH by giving him all the awards for Small Prophets.

With all the awful things going on in the world, this may seem trivial, but... I am absolutely tickled pink that Sir Mickey Pallin is receiving rave reviews for his first comedy performance for about 30 years. He's always been the funniest of the Pythons ( except for Eric Idle, of course ) and I want to congratulate him with all that is left of my heart