Mikey Pizza

Grimace demands a sacrifice. The Jets must fall so that the Mets can rise.

@WillSammon Dude is made of glass. I think it’s time to accept that he is not the catcher we thought he would be.

Alvarez will have surgery, Carlos Mendoza announced. It’s still unclear what his timetable is.

@Mets The season from hell. It never fucking ends

We have made the following roster moves.

@BSBSCOUT Dude may be the most annoying fucking human to ever have picked up a baseball

Trevor Bauer wasn’t happy in this outing

@SNYtv Cool…but his problem isn’t running it’s pitching

Kodai Senga is out on the field today

@SNY_Mets Don’t give a fuck anymore. Bring him up.

Jack Wenninger tonight for Triple-A Syracuse: 5.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 3 BB, 7 K Wenninger has a 1.08 ERA on the season

@TalkinBaseball_ Bonds hit 73….wtf are we doing?

Kyle Schwarber is on pace to hit 67 home runs this season. No one has done that in MLB history

@SNY_Mets 0-6

The Mets begin a six-game homestand tonight at Citi Field 🔸 3 vs. Tigers 🔸 3 vs. Yankees Predict their record 🔮

$400 mill roster in last place? Fuck it…let the kids ball.

@JonHeyman I’m an absolute moron. I am confident that with $400 mill I could build a team as good if not better than this absolsute dog shit team we are fielding right now

Only one team is on pace to lose 100 games this year. Hard to believe, it’s the Mets.

@UnderdogMLB @MLBBruceLevine Sure, for PCA. Straight up.

Cubs are one of the teams that have talked to the Mets about acquiring Freddy Peralta, per @MLBBruceLevine.

@MetsMuse Sitting on my couch saying the same thing when I watch Benge and Melendez get used as platoon guys

Pete Alonso to David Stearns and Steve Cohen during contract negotiations in 2025: “When my career is being evaluated for the Hall of Fame years from now, you’ll still be fiddling with your f****** formulas.” Wasn’t mincing words.

@TheMetsX Shut up

I love Juan Soto, but the fact that we’re 1.25 years in and it’s tough to name 3 massive hits he’s had is really starting to get annoying

@nyjets Team can’t get anything right

HERE YOU GO

@RedsDaily4 Something the Mets would do

This just can’t happen in the big leagues, man.

And then let Taylor do that shit.

Why do we keep pulling Melendez when he’s on fire…?

Holy shit when did the Mets learn how to play baseball

@Jared_Carrabis Absolute masterclass by David Stearns for passing this guy up

Munetaka Murakami is first in the American League (4th in MLB) in exit velocity (95.4) and number one in hard hit rate (64.5%) in Major League Baseball.

@TheAthletic @TheAthleticMLB Look…I’ll be the first to admit the Mets suck absolute donkey dick…but how are we ranked behind a team we just took a series from and is the only team below us in the standings?

For the first time in 2026, the Dodgers are dethroned from our No. 1 spot in the MLB Power Rankings. Meanwhile, the Mets and Giants…

@michaelgbaron Why don’t we just use the SS we have playing at 3B instead….

Its only May 3, and the #Mets are bringing in Vidal Brujan, who will become the club's fourth different shortstop already in 2026. They've also used four different first basemen, three third basemen, seven left fielders, and four right fielders. Things are going solidly.