Paul C

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Paul C

@Pizza_Troll_

ruining everybody's lives and eating all their steak

Katılım Kasım 2015
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Paul C
Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
I’m getting gay married to my gay boyfriend who is now my gay fiancé
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Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
@thoughtsbycaro Unfortunate that it’s in NC so you probably won’t have a basement for us to live in 💔
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caroline
caroline@thoughtsbycaro·
how it started —> how it’s going
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willy 🌜💧
willy 🌜💧@willystaley·
You can be right about something for more than a decade — like, for example, that Drake sucks — and when everyone else comes around to the same realization, no one sends you a thank you card or apology or anything. They just act like it never happened.
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Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
@UnlimitedDarsh Sorry I can’t hear you over the slamming screen door, sneakin out late tapping on your window
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richard
richard@richard_normal·
wrong. santa clears.
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caroline
caroline@thoughtsbycaro·
@Pizza_Troll_ @UnlimitedDarsh But surely a bar in San Juan is looking for a bartender who has no bartending experience, doesn’t speak Spanish, and gets pissed off by the sound of women having fun
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Paul C
Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
@lucyj_ford Genuinely thought that was rivers cuomo
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lucy ford 🍊
lucy ford 🍊@lucyj_ford·
how it felt pulling out the lena dunham memoir in the intermission of the john mulaney show
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DARSH
DARSH@UnlimitedDarsh·
Otro sunset bonito que veo en San Juan 🐇
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Paul C
Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
GET OUTTTTT lmao
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Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
Walked into the gay bar in Old San Juan and its wall to wall straight frat bros and sorority girls can someone come kill me
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DARSH
DARSH@UnlimitedDarsh·
I'll love you 'til my lungs give out, I ain't lyin'. I'm all your'n and you're all mine. 4/12/26
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Paul C
Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
@kissmeriver Solange over Panda Bear is crazier lmao
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amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@outmycoma·
You literally do spend the first 5 years trying to get with the plan and the next 5 years trying to be with your friends again
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Paul C@Pizza_Troll_·
@JKTBurgess Never watched the show because of how much I hated his performance. Who let him do all that
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joseph burgess
joseph burgess@JKTBurgess·
Revisiting Modern Family…feeling woke as hell but it’s crazy we let him play a gay man like this
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