Sir

@percinmypudding @lockedupjb @Itslilmomo_ 'Literally nobody' there's no benefit to lying bud

Tatum dropping 31/8/11 in a closeout game to win his first NBA championship

@juneskiiii @SosaCookedYou @aykeepitabuck @LegionHoops @CTabatabaie And way worse, which is what actually matters

Thoughts? 👀 (via @CTabatabaie)

@aykeepitabuck @LegionHoops @CTabatabaie Lebron played defense, Luka can't be the next Lebron

@LegionHoops @CTabatabaie Bro saw Tatum get a triple double and say this but tbf it’s Luka imo

@Bravo_0ne @KYceee88 @kyriemavs Mavs fan: leading in turnovers and missed shots is bad Celtics fans: Did Luka do that as well? You: celtics fans are dumb Get help retard

@KYceee88 @kyriemavs Well golly gee, I wonder why he missed the most shots. Boston fans are the dumbest fanbase I have ever experienced on this app.

When you lead in turnovers and bricks as well… yes

@PhillyTeslaDad @PresidentEmbiid 'Climate crisis' says the guy so cucked his username is advertising an electric car brand

Last night might be the first time i’ve ever seen NBA twitter side with the referee over the player, the hate for Embiid on social media is so strong we will never see anything like it ever again

@IceWallo69 @Zayzay_lamar95 @ttewb1212 @BarryOnHere Holy shit you're retarded

I've seen some talk lately on here that Tom Brady wasn't a checkdown merchant and that I was "lying" about him which created some "false narratives". Motherfuckers, there has NEVER been a bigger checkdown merchant in NFL history than Tom Brady. NEVER. Do NOT test me on this. He was NOT a great deep ball passer, he threw an inconsistent deep ball, which is why HE THREW SO MANY CHECKDOWNS. I WATCHED IT. Go ahead and call me a liar I will fucking destroy and embarrass you.

@Put_Name_Heer @couchscout11 Pack it up bozo, take your own advice

@couchscout11 Not accidentally dumbass 💀

@xaitstof1 @TheJuiceman24 @ScaryBledsoe @ohhhthatsMari @BMillersgunclub @SamLaFranceNBA @Lakers Yes, that is irrelevant to what I'm saying, aside from both those bums being wrong

@Pj3Boston @TheJuiceman24 @ScaryBledsoe @ohhhthatsMari @BMillersgunclub @SamLaFranceNBA @Lakers 2 diff ppl said these💔

.@Lakers you owe Minnesota 5 titles

“Cakewalk”

@NjoiNFL @couchscout11 @ByGerrySullivan @Ihartitz You're a bum and a half

@couchscout11 @ByGerrySullivan @Ihartitz Deleted replies, you're a NE Brady homer. Not worth a conversation.

Just four quarterbacks have an average target depth under 6 yards this season (PFF): Malik Willis (5.6) Gardner Minshew (5.6) Jayden Daniels (5.2) ... Patrick Mahomes (5.1)

@macbradymuse @couchscout11 Getting ratiod on a quote tweet is embarrasing as fuck nigga

@couchscout11 Bro is still crying😭

The power bro thought he had:

@Tommy_Dangles72 @couchscout11 @blameitonaraven @MargielaKy He didn't say a single thing about Lamar you illiterate New York hick 🤡 Why do you have cocksucking on your mind so much???

@couchscout11 @blameitonaraven @MargielaKy Couldn’t give less of a fuck but you have his whole ass cock down your throat lmfao. Come up for air and wipe your mouth off lil bro💀

@Jay_Wilks27 @couchscout11 @DemCowboys27 @spwhacko7 @GuruFantasyWrld No one's arguing that besides you, that's why everyone's laughing at you

@Pj3Boston @couchscout11 @DemCowboys27 @spwhacko7 @GuruFantasyWrld Nobody said it precludes you from scoring fantasy points. The argument is you don’t have a workhorse RB return your punts. When he became the workhorse last year, he STOPPED being the punt returner. This isn’t difficult to understand.

Kyren Williams LED THE NFL in touches per-game (21.7) last year & everyone’s freaking out because his coach wants to get him *checks notes* even more touches

@Jay_Wilks27 @couchscout11 @DemCowboys27 @spwhacko7 @GuruFantasyWrld Incredibly clear his point was that returning punts does not preclude you from scoring fantasy points. You're arguing about something completely else

@couchscout11 @DemCowboys27 @spwhacko7 @GuruFantasyWrld Unless you’re saying he was the starter week 1? When Cam Akers was listed as the starter and led the team with 22 carries. Last I checked being a starter isn’t based on having a better fantasy day. You sound absolutely foolish here.

@couchscout11 @FAmmiranteTFJ Cook

Lmao "rent money." Where does rent cost $100-$200? Please let me know

@JackHorner626 @CaseycVT @kevin_smith45 @770locks @EndWokeness 100% that is a woman just containing an XY gene that she found out about a year ago

An absolute travesty at the Olympics. Angela Carini is forced to box against a biological male. She quits after just 45 seconds, and cries hysterically as her opponent is declared the winner. Don't look away. This is wokeness.

@ChefWeeeee @Rickie99_ @thechosenberg @erla221942 You wouldn't do shit but mumble and avoid eye contact

@Rickie99_ @thechosenberg @erla221942 first person to call me a weirdo on the street is gettin decked in the mouth

This was only six years ago lol