Planet Ass Clown🇺🇸

We’re living in a circus — but documentation doesn’t require clowning. This account documents narrative patterns using screenshots, timestamps, and public statements. No tags. No pile-ons. No engagement farming. Clarity over noise.

@Rekkr95 @0hour1 @krassenstein His "wifes"

@0hour1 @krassenstein I just want to know who’s dick he sucks to get away with saying things like this

I guess @krassenstein is going to kill me should I be scared?

@BenStiller Ben's latest POS project. And look who the sponser is. Your parents must be so proud. Oh, wait... they're...

Stop the escalation. End the war now. No one wants this.

@krassenstein Bri Bri gonna catch VDS now.

BREAKING: JD Vance has his call to Trump forwarded to voicemail as he speaks to a crowd in Turkey. Almost as embarrassing as it being revealed what he did to his couch.

@ParodyAoc @krassenstein Coming from a Ponzi schemer who owned teen p0rn domains.

@krassenstein FACT CHECK: Having a call go to voicemail is not typically considered “embarrassing”. Also, J.D Vance did not do anything to a couch. DNC propagandists often push hoaxes however in this case they don’t even pretend the couch hoax is real. RATING: Misleading/outright lying

@nikitabier Great - now I know what this says: تباً لترامب

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Artemis dropped me off at the moon.

@nicksortor @NASAAdmin I'm already there.

🚨 JUST IN — @NASAAdmin Jared Isaacman: "We're going to the moon, and we're STAYING THERE this time!" "[Artemis II astronauts] know it's for something BIGGER. Bigger than themselves and bigger than this mission. Its about AMERICAN LEADERSHIP in space. It's about humanity's goals to explore out amongst the last great frontier."

@nicksortor @NASAAdmin Sign me up and get me there before the DemocRATS get there.

@nicksortor @NASAAdmin MMGA?

@nicksortor @NASAAdmin Alice has already been there.

@GoldenAgeTimes2 Better of saying, "when I don't win" instead of "if I win."

🚨 BREAKING: Thomas Massie considering running for Governor in 2027 if he wins his primary next month. From the article: "If U.S. Rep. Thomas Massie loses his upcoming primary against a Republican opponent backed by President Donald Trump, you'll see a whole lot less of him. "If I lose on May 19, I am not doing any more government ever," he told University of Louisville students April 6 at an event on campus. "... It's a sign from God or the people or both that I should go back to the farm." While Massie didn't rule out a bid for Governor in 2027, he did rule out a US Senate run. If you are on the fence about voting for Thomas Massie this May, just know that he plans to run for Governor if he wins his primary against his Trump-backed challenger, Ed Gallrein. So, in short, if he wins next month, he won't be your Rep. for long. He will pull an MTG & QUIT on his district to try to run in an uphill race to be Kentucky's next Governor. In other words, he will only be your Rep for a few months. Then, you would all have to go out & vote for another Rep in a special election. Either way, Ed Gallrein will be your next Rep, so you might as well vote for him this May. He keeps saying the phrase "if I win", which sounds like he isn't very comfortable about his odds of winning against Ed Gallrein.

Chris Christie on Congressional Republicans "These people have become lemmings."

@Breaking911 He meant lemons. As in lemon cheesecake.

@Breaking911 The guy on the left knows there are no virgins waiting.

New Images show Iranian regime supporters starting to form “human shields” around power plants, after Trump threatened “Power Plant Tuesday”

@House0fCarter @mattvanswol Get a life.

@PlanetAssClown @mattvanswol Everyone... And the funny thing is he's not even helping himself. He posted this just this morning.

I'm seeing thousands of Americans in my timeline on X today: a) rooting against America b) hoping Trump is dead c) rooting against THE RESCUE of an American pilot Where do we go from here?

@SenatorCrossing A legend in his own mind. 🤣

He's a risk to our country as we watch him deteriorate daily, while those around him look away. That alone should disqualify JD Vance, Marco Rubio and others from any future leadership roles. 25th now.

@SenatorCrossing Sorta like Kamala Harris right? And everyone else in his circle? You're an Ass Clown.

@mjfree IKR? I feel the same way knowing how the Democrats have stolen billion$ of dollars from taxpayers.

25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW 25th Amendment NOW

@RepKamlagerDove IKR? I feel the same way knowing how the Democrats have stolen billion$ of dollars from taxpayers.

I’m sick to my stomach. The fate of millions of innocent civilians now depends on the whims of a sick and demented man. This is pure evil. Republicans, if there were ever a time to stand up, it’s now. We must invoke the 25th Amendment before it’s too late.

@jayblackisfunny @thebaldtexican @zitoameriki__ You're a comedian? With these snappy comebacks, I can see why you're at the Funny Bone. You packing in 100 people? Now that's funny.

@thebaldtexican @zitoameriki__ I get that Phil. But Biden isn’t currently the president, though. You can check Wikipedia.

Not to worry guys, if Trump *is* at Walter Reed, I’m sure it just for his third or fourth annual checkup this year. Totally normal. Very healthy. His brain isn’t an over baked sweet potato.