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@LondonTitan @fesshole Is that a tyre reference? 😬

@PlatoNaruto @fesshole How many Michelin-starred chefs are there here!?

I once dumped a perfectly nice girl because she sliced her toast vertically. Looked her up, shes now a rich lawyer. I am an idiot.

@GaryLineker A ref is there to interpret rules in real time. Right or wrong decisions, in every sport. I’m fine with ‘wrong’ decisions. It’s part of the jeopardy of live sport. Ref’s the 23rd player in the game. Let it go people! ✌️

The handball laws are completely absurd now.

@DaleJohnsonESPN @Carra23 Ref makes a decision. Some are happy Some are unhappy Right or wrong, Ref decides!

That is NOT a penalty and is literally in the IFAB directory of what ISN'T a penalty. It can only be a penalty if it's a deliberate act. This image is from the IFAB.

@_thomasjclark @JohnBrewin_ @DaleJohnsonESPN #underratedtweet 😏

@JohnBrewin_ @DaleJohnsonESPN That’s not allowed in Qatar

@daveguitarjones Shit. That’s bang on

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

@AndyPeacock999 @fesshole #underratedtweet 😂

@fesshole Is this a euphemism?

@LondonTitan @fesshole Circumferentially

@fesshole How else would you slice toast!?

I don’t watch many news shows. I watched GB news. It confirmed why I don’t watch many news shows.

@Carra23 GBeebies

@hoppy1848 @jamesjpdrake @BBCiPlayer Thanks very much for that recommendation. I’ll dig it out and take a look 👍

@PlatoNaruto @jamesjpdrake @BBCiPlayer Completely agree. Absolutely superb. If you don’t know them already try to watch the BBC series, starring Alec Guinness- Smiley’s People. Again understated acting and television drama of the highest quality.

A wooden bird bought for £75 has been identified as the ill-fated queen, Anne Boleyn's heraldic emblem, now believed to be worth £200,000.

@ladbible Bring him the fuck home

If you could add an F-bomb to any line of dialogue from a movie, what would you add it to?

@steevi1da @ladbible Texas melon massacre

@ladbible The melons chainsaw massacre

Replace a word in a film title with the word MELONS...

@ladbible The spy who loved melon / the melon who loved me

@ladbible Full Melon Jacket

@ladbible Yes I’m bored

@ladbible Meet the melons

@ladbible You’ve got melon

@ladbible Bat-Melon

@ladbible 12 years a melon

@ladbible Captain America:The First Melon