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Whoever decided to have Jameis Winston do World Cup coverage, take a bow

🚨 WOW! Team USA stops to PRAY after their 2-0 victory over Australia in the World Cup America is a Christian nation! 🙏🏻 These patriots are making their country proud on their home turf! 🇺🇸

Josh Hart admits that when the Knicks saw the Spurs emotional and crying after winning the Western Conference Finals they knew they were food (Via @Roommates__Show, h/t @Kazeem)

Now the England fans don’t wanna go home. Thank you America for making us feel welcome! 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊🏻

Dear England, We just wanted to make you aware; We have officially adopted the Scots. They are family now. We will be in touch to negotiate your visitation rights. Signed, The Americans. 🦅🇺🇸💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🫶 #Scotland #America🇺🇸 tiktok.com/t/ZP8ss3e8R/

Giannis Antetokounmpo reportedly doesn’t want to leave Milwaukee — he wants to leave the Bucks, per @ESPNMilwaukee

J.R. Smith responds to a fan saying the 2026 New York Knicks could beat the 2016 Cleveland Cavaliers: “Who on the Knicks is guarding LeBron James and the little guy i don't like (Kyrie Irving)?”

DEVELOPING: Dylan Harper’s camp is expected to demand a spot in the Spurs starting lineup next season, per @mikecwright. 😳

BREAKING - Footage of Karmelo Anthony stabbing Austin Metcalf has been released, and it shows Karmelo reaching into his bag, pulling out a knife, walking under the tent, and then running away after stabbing Metcalf, completely undermining claims that he acted in “self-defense.”

Big props to Asmongold for spending 8 hours reading the UK Rape Gang Inquiry Report in front of 40,000 people. Finally, people are waking up.

Genuinely the best thing that can happen to American soccer culture is to lean in to what makes us unique with our college football culture opposed to doing our version of European soccer culture College gameday style atmospheres is a great start

So happy Brunson advocated for this. Spike Lee and Dolan don’t see eye to eye which is why he couldn’t get a picture with the trophy after Game 5

Broken Legs, Body Full of Shrapnel — He Still Got Every Man Out - Maj. James Capers, Jr. The First Black Marine Officer Nominated for the Medal of Honor Just Got It

🎙️| Pedro Neto on why Portugal players are not passing to Cristiano Ronaldo: “People keep asking why some of the players don’t pass to Ronaldo as much anymore. The truth is, sometimes it feels like everything is about one thing: reaching 1,000 goals. Every attack, every chance, every decision on the pitch ends up going back to that number. We are at the World Cup. The priority should be Portugal, not personal records. I think some players are frustrated because they want to play for the team, while Ronaldo is always thinking about scoring the next goal. That’s why you see certain players choosing different options instead of forcing the ball to him every time. Cristiano is a legend, nobody can deny that. But right now it feels like the 1,000-goal record is more important to him than winning the World Cup, and the players can see it too.”(@talkSPORT_)

The USA is so divided but as soon as we play a sport that we don’t care about against the World we become so patriotic lmaooo

USA is already living in 2050 man, just look at the stadium. Meanwhile i get to see rats and water leaking at old Trafford

BRO LISTEN TO THAT CROWD REACTION WHEN THEY CONFIRMED THAT GOAAL MY GOODNESS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #UnitedStates

USA TO THE WORLD: “ITS CALLED SOCCER” 🇺🇸

Weird how the city's culture radically improves when we flood white Europeans in

@ssj69Val @getnickwright @USMNT IF we face Morocco in the first elimination game then that wil be where our tournament ends unfortunately. They are MUCH MUCH better than any other 2nd or 3rd place teams, and if we win our group BUT get stuck playing them first, then winning the group was a punishment

@getnickwright @USMNT The comments don’t know what they saying we can easily move to the 16 facing morrroco. After that we would gave Mexico ? Maybe beat them lol the top 8 that’s when it gets tricky, Brazil and Netherlands

The @USMNT has now clinched its group. You truly couldn’t have scripted a better first 9 days of the tournament (aside from Pulisic being banged up). You now can sit everyone who is on a Yellow, give Pulisic more time to heal & get ready for the KO Rounds. Just ideal.