Plaudits001

@jehniiee Na full syllabus you learn here.

How do you slice your onions?

GIVE BIRTH ONLY TO THE NUMBER OF CHILDREN YOU CAN TRAIN✍🏼 E GET WHY!

@heis_beebah Riggs still gives me that perfect smell I need always.

Pick one. Riggs Or Storm

@m_slay_kellyy You're fine thou

Fr, I’d hate on me too😫 🥰

@TomisinWhyte How flexible will he with this in is hands 🤔🤔🤔

Osimhen Don dey wear Armor play ball?😂😂😂

It will all make sense

LIVE LIFE ACCORDING TO YOUR MEANS OF INCOME

Very nutritious and healthy for the body.

@favour59718 @instablog9ja You no for like try and see it yourself?

@Plaudits001 @instablog9ja U sure say you be chef?

Crayfish in Everything or Some Foods Are Off Limits, What Do You Think? 🦐🤔

@_m_loluwa This list loud, but e dey oversimplify things 😅 Low budget no automatically mean low value. Some guys just dey hustle their way up, no be everybody wey no get cash be walking red flag. But yeah if na only vibes, “come to my house” full the package just know say ROI no dey there

Characteristics of a broke man: • Filled with motivational quotes • Always horny • Can’t pay transport fare or send a ride • Always inviting you to his house • Will use “how are you?” to finish your data • Posts screenshot song lyrics to support his boring life 😂

@Tony_Aladetuyi Fayrouz sharp die

With Coke or Fanta?

@official_Gegeh True talk, who no move no fit jam opportunity. But make we no lie, na movement + direction dey bring luck… no be waka waka alone 🚶🏽‍♂️

A moving man will one day meet his luck. The road favours a traveler

I am so financially horny!!!

@EniolaFunmii Call me to come cook the food.

Today is resting day for me, but after now am gonna go to the market to get some food stuffs,so tell me what am i gonna buy for you??

@Derahobs Fayrouz

Trophy or Goldberg?

@Legah_tr_ Are you an herbalist, what are you???

Smash or pass? 🤔

Confirm person condition before you go BILL am, I take God name beg you.

@Derahobs Like, do you actually have this kind of shape?

I appêar in your r00m like this, will you push me 0ut?

@realwolog I don get this kind package before… premium benefits.

this girl boyfriend go just dey enjoy better knacks 😔