

Shitty Player™ Takes
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@PlayerTakes
People keep dunking on "The Gamers™" which is just a nebulous collection of people they don't like. I call these sanctimonious idiots who all act alike Players™



.@SmashJT choked back tears last night. A week after not buying his wife a Mother's Day gift he tells her they cannot proceed w/ improvements on their kids' bathroom thats in "shitty condition" due to his escalating legal costs. Failure as a husband & father reaches new depths.





Ladies and gentlemen: Ubisoft officially censored Anne Bonny's cleavage in the upcoming Assassin's Creed Black Flag Refagged remake. The crazy bastards did it. They really couldn't let that stay in the game.



how much of a fucking loser do you have to be to care THIS much about virtual boobs.

Ladies and gentlemen: Ubisoft officially censored Anne Bonny's cleavage in the upcoming Assassin's Creed Black Flag Refagged remake. The crazy bastards did it. They really couldn't let that stay in the game.


how much of a fucking loser do you have to be to care THIS much about virtual boobs.


If you ever start to doubt yourself, just remember that there are grown adults out there crying about a female video game character’s cleavage.





Asmongold says he doesn't "take pride" in living in garbage and blames "bad spawn RNG" "We grew up in poverty... there were massive holes in the house and my mom wouldn't allow anybody to come and fix the house, because it would be condemned"

The hotness level of Angelina Jolie in Hackers will be studied by future generations

theres definitely a lot that i missed

inspired by the roadtrip arc


it’s actually crazy how differently straight people consume media because their brains aren’t trained to recognize queer subtext and they will look at you dead in the eyes and ask you what the hell are you talking about