I'm getting fat and don't know why.

@FrailestYT @TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube please help my goat

@TeamYouTube my channel of 3 years was removed for spam/deceptive practices. All I do is create AI voice comedy/satire skits and I clearly label it as such with YouTube’s own AI disclosure tools. I’ve filed an appeal but wanted to tweet at you all as well.

> Be a waiter, working a double > 350lb pink hair with a fedora walks in, sweaty and breathing heavy > Orders the triple patty burger with extra cheese and a diet tea > Serve them well anyways, take pride in the job > Give them their bill > This is the tip This is my headcanon for how this one went down.

@ScottJund better call saul was okay i'd rather slipping jimmy get away with all of it

i do thank God for Vince Gilligan every day for making shows with endings that are good

@dubbyOW @KAJOR_ it's actually been tried and it simply doesn't work

@KAJOR_ I felt like Sombra could be good vs Cat in a vacuum, hacks and hitbox favors her gun, but she's awful right now. So if she was generally viable like in the past, would she be a counter you think? Am I missing something fundamental like Tracer putting her in check no matter what?

Just had to prove some of you wrong covering the supposed zen cat bastion counter (and SETTING THE DEBATE ABOUT THE ZEN PERKS STRAIGHT) LINK BELOW

@SamitoFPS @PlayOverwatch holy whine

Hi @PlayOverwatch could we please address the state of super tanks In order to make tanking in 5v5 "work" tanks have scaled to a point where you no longer have player agency vs them The point of 5v5 was "more player agency" yet it's radio silence on this - how is this okay?

@carolbressmilk just get to gm

why r there SO many champ smurfs in mid masters

@wongkarwasian light work i can eat a grandpa burger with 3 extra baby burgers and fries and a rootbeer in one go

If you are unironically eating a Grandpa burger at A&W (Canada) you’re just greedy as shit this burger is so ridiculous

Working for NYC Ferry. Wow! He's just like The Avengers.

@NWBroJaneway @Dontfeedthecrz god isn't real and Jesus was a schizo charismatic cult leader

@Dontfeedthecrz God is on my side and agrees with me. You don't even go to church.

Growing up is realizing Bioware encouraged the enshittification of CRPGs by fostering a community of degenerate, arrested development midwits through their badly written romance content written by homosexuals. And this directly lead to the obnoxious writing and bestiality of Baldur's Gate 3.

@albinocorn @retro_wen Broadly speaking Egyptians are not black so no They are closer to middle eastern and whites then black

@retro_wen …Do Phara and Ana not count?

I’m still not over getting a second black woman in Overwatch Despite how short her first trailer was I’m still so happy to know she’s here…… like We did it 🥹

@V1_V1rtual he should of played better momo fails spectacularly once again

@ClaireMax @PixelBushYT

@PlentyToOfferUp @PixelBushYT Nope, they’re “biologically” women. Which is why no trans woman has ever dominated a woman’s sport

The only people who benefit from the (scientifically incorrect) argument that amab people will always be better at everything no matter what are the gross manosphere dudebros who think testosterone makes them gods. This type of thinking only contributes to the oppression of ALL women. if you are a c*s woman buying into this mentality, you are literally siding with the people who believe you don’t deserve basic human rights. You aren’t “protecting women in sports,” you are betraying them. Signed, a c*s female athlete who is in no way threatened by trans women competing alongside me.

@ClaireMax @PixelBushYT .... who are biologically men

@PlentyToOfferUp @PixelBushYT I’m not talking about men, I’m talking about trans women

@PixelBushYT @ClaireMax I agree that manosphere is cringe But there is a very noticable performance difference between men and women in almost every sport Testosterone, along with higher bone density etc... All play a very huge part in why men are biologically bigger and stronger I'e better at sports

@ClaireMax And this whole "cult of testosterone" thing doesn't even help men either! Low T is being blamed for every ill a man can have and it's proving a good way to trick insecure men into forking out for T supplements they don't need. It literally helps NOBODY except grifters and chuds.

@uncledoomer you'd be a serf

cool post man. at any other time in human history, i would confiscate everything you own at sword point and end your bloodline. but we do things a little differently these days. so instead, ill read your subsentient opinion and pretend like you deserve to be alive

@ShitpostRock crit chance > crit dmg > dmg

@carolbressmilk incredibly funny if true although all cops are pigs and deserve nothing but contempt

This phone has been seized by Sussex police and is now being used in an active investigation. This account will be used as evidence, and every participant in this account will hear from us soon regarding behaviour such as cyber-bullying and trolling

@Penguxn fair but it's dishearting to see a 2-10 1650 dmg ashe when i'm trying to keep my 68% winrate on wuyang

if you get upset in quickplay of all modes please take a break or log off for the day getting upset at people in a casual playlist where the entire point is to chill or learn new characters is such a waste of energy

@HazelAppleyard i would burn the house down lmao

He spent 6 years caring for his paralysed dad, who then left everything in his will to his brother. This is just evil.