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@ThrillaRilla369 Drive the ever loving shit out of it

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@_TruthZone_ Generations of inbreeding

How is this possible????? 😳

@KeruboSk I wake up before mine goes off

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@saniyafatma1278 Why does that look ai

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@vileTexan Or whatever his name is 😆

@PlowboyPodunk Maybe. Well I don't 😂

Okay I need your help y'all. You might remember my truck's transmission took a shit a while back, so I swapped it out with a top‑of‑the‑line 800 HP RevMax 68RFE. revmaxconverters.com They’re supposed to be top of the line, built like a tank, made in the USA… all the things. Now I’m having what looks like a 4th–5th gear slip. Might be converter lock/unlock, might be something worse. I don't know for sure... I just want them to look at it before I blow up another one. I can't take it apart or I'll void their warranty. Problem is: they will not respond. My shop has sent four requests to RevMax and all we’ve gotten back are automated "we received your ticket" emails. I paid over $20,000 for this project. For that kind of money, I expect somebody to pick up the damn phone and help resolve an issue with one of their top‑shelf products. RevMax, you’ve got one more week to respond and get this sorted out. After that, I’m getting lawyers involved and I’ll have to tell every redneck in the State of Texas how you take care of customers. If anyone knows how to get ahold of them, sees them on Facebook/Instagram/etc., tell them to call Brian in Dripping Springs about this 68RFE before things have to get ugly. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@vileTexan At least you dont have to pull the trans.

@PlowboyPodunk They want me to send the valve body in.

@guttenbirder22 @2muchjewels But it would haul ass

@2muchjewels Man I used to have a tundra, (got totaled) and it was a GUZZLER

My coworker told me today that there is no difference between my 21mpg Tacoma and his 15mpg Tundra… … because my gas tank is smaller, so I have to go to the gas station the same amount as he does.

@Moonlight_myths Why is this soooooo damn long

My husband decided to get a secret DNA test to see if our youngest daughter was actually his. He didn't ask me anything, never even hinted that he had doubts, and didn't give me a chance to explain anything. He just went ahead and did it on his own, then came to tell me about it later like everything could just be fixed with a quick conversation. We've been married for twelve years. We have two kids: our oldest is a ten-year-old boy and our youngest is an eight-year-old girl. All these years, I always thought our life was pretty stable. That's why this all feels even more absurd to me. According to him, the idea started getting into his head a few months ago. It all started with comments other people made about our daughter's looks. A coworker of his told him one day that the girl didn't look much like him. Then, at a Sunday dinner, a cousin of his made a similar comment. Things

@goneers Its a way to show how manly we are. And stop staring

Gentlemen, hanging a pair of metal balls off the trailer hitch of your truck is not the flex you think it is. Follow me for more tips on what women like.

@TicTocTick Letricity is high as a mfer also

If you drive a gas guzzler, Tesla is offering 0% APR for 6 years . Gas soon gonna be $8. Something to consider.

@dom_lucre I live in south ga. I've only seen one person ever wear a maga hat

🔥🚨BREAKING: Brian Krassenstein just revealed he fled Florida in the United States with his wife for Montreal Canada because Trump is President. “We have left the United States for Montreal. No corruption here.” “Loving it in Canada. NOT ONE MAGA hat yet.”

@colonelhogans The Australian is lying. Why is an Australian so consumed with Trump?

BREAKING: The US Supreme Court has ruled - Trump has NO absolute immunity in the Epstein case. This 2026 decision means the President can now be subpoenaed. No immunity. Period.

@andyantiles_ 100k 30 year old single wides maybe. Or needs a complete remodel

If you’re making $400k+/year Retire your wife immediately Not so she can do Pilates and get her hair and nails done… Not so she can spend all day gossiping with friends… Instead, retire her to be the family’s real estate professional Buy $100k homes in southeast US Put 20% down and finance with DSCR loans Cashflow 15%+ cash on cash And claim dollar per dollar tax deductions with your wife’s real estate profesional status You’re welcome

@bongyluaziey Even i know that tubes can grow back together. That baby is a trooper. He deserves a chance

I’m about to crash out. I got BOTH MY TUBES REMOVED May of last year. Not tied , clipped and burnt. REMOVED,, Got the pathology report on my tubes and imaging at the post op to confirm. NO TUBES . I just found out this morning I’m 6 mf weeks pregnant.

@raqisright Im in my 40s, kids are almost grown. Im coming out of bar crawling retirement soon.

To the 30 yr old men participating in a bar crawl for St Paddy‘s day Go start a family bruh

@ImMeme0 That was pretty fucking dumb of him. Sue the balls off his dumb ass

🚨BREAKING: TikToker who pretended to be a Trump supporter now claims he scammed MAGA supporters out of $30K. The man, who portrayed himself as a Trump supporter from 2024 until last week, frequently shared emotional stories about personal tragedies and often asked MAGA followers for help. He has now released a video mocking MAGA supporters, Charlie Kirk, and President Donald Trump.

@jackunheard Everything with Asia in the name

Be honest… Which country are you blocking first on X?

@Derahobs Hows the song go? "Do your tits hang low ? Can you tie em in a bow"

Real men love them sággy

@Osint613 He's so wonderful

BREAKING 🔴 Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.