Llewelyn Moss

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Llewelyn Moss

@PlsINeed2Win

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Katılım Kasım 2019
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Permian Landman@PermianLandman·
Me at the Blackjack table with 13 in hand and the dealer with 11
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What happens when a married woman goes to gym: The complete story
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US Postal Inspection Service - Headquarters
Today we pause to remember Post Office Inspector Levi C. Chance who tragically shot himself while cleaning his service weapon #OTD in 1923.
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Aubrey Huff
Aubrey Huff@aubrey_huff·
Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.” Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.” Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
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@Breaking911 what about white boys who got a little motion
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