Po Ku

I don't have a pair of jeans to my name. Just a bunch of X chromosomes. I don't know Y.

I ran the #UTEP Miner Dash in 35:37. I'm sunburnt and sore, but happy with my time. Check out my full blog post below. patreon.com/posts/miner-da…

#HappyHalloween Open the link for a dirty #Limerick with an AABBA rhyme scheme. It's only the second limerick I've written. I went to work as #EdgarAllanPoe #poetry patreon.com/posts/edgar-al…

I was in a foul mood before the #UruguayColombia game.

You wanna hear my husband's dirty talk? He says, "You're dirty. When is the last time you showered?"

Happy Fourth of July patreon.com/posts/why-does…

Marriage as a Defense Against Sexual Harassment or Assault patreon.com/posts/marriage…

My pugs are eating as if their life depended on it.

If, like me, you have tax day woe, read ahead and fear not, there may be deductions you've missed and the best person to check those would be the last person you kissed! #TaxDay #April15 #Taxes #2023Taxes #FederalIncomeTax patreon.com/posts/tax-day-…

@kmoyer63 Yes, they do if by Ku you mean me. I'd always been known as Little Ku though growing up.

@PoKuPuns Do they still love Ku ?

A Limerick on Limerence for St. Paddy's Day patreon.com/posts/poem-to-…

I'm in the food court waiting for judgement day.

Do you think dog and cat owners wash the shit out of their sheets? Currently pissed that my dog is leaking urine in bed and #doinglaundry

@coyoteDventanas Congratulations Natasha and Yoshi! It will be magical. A night to remember.

Una Venezuela activa que me regale las buenas noches y que cante conmigo porque mevoacasar!

Floppy dicks are about as useful/obsolete as floppy disks now.

My last poetry class is Saturday. Get a free link to a pdf of Emily Dickinson's poetry in my Patreon post! patreon.com/posts/last-poe…

Maybe I'll retire as a politician. Seems like a good job to have in retirement. I was told I'd become President in the 5th grade by my teacher.

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I want to make a campaign ad for @JoeBiden saying "Progress forward. Not moving backward." and show him going up a ramp no problem.

I want to make a commercial for Philips Hue that says, "Phillips Hue, Hue know you're right!" with a room changing colors. @tweethue @philips

If I were an AI, I'd be a drooling robot not a dueling digital piano.