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@RapeCod found this gem at the thrift store today and thought of this account

So you just got #Raped in Cape #Cod huh

i fear that rule #1 of being a sports fan is being biased and hypocritical

@LegionHoops @StevePopper @Fullcourtpass "rumored to be a potential candidate" is such a nothing sentence

REPORT: Tom Thibodeau is rumored to be a potential candidate for the Magic head coaching job, per @StevePopper (h/t @Fullcourtpass)

marcelo mayer at the plate

@CookedbyRiley the 3rd best player after brown and tatum should be a big man and they need to do everything in their power to make that happen

Genuinely where do the Celtics go now? This is going to be such a long offseason man

@rkitchencels larp

I need to super kill myself

LOOK MR CREGGER I NEVER DOUBTED YOUR RESIDENT EVIL MOVIE YOU CAN CHECK MY PHONE

A puppy is curious about the butterflies flying around outdoors

real humans used to compare him to kuzma btw.

PAYTON PRITCHARD OFF THE BENCH: 32 POINTS 12/21 FG 6 3PM 5 AST 0 TOV (!!)

“Dude it’s so deep bro. Like, politicians like LIE and shit in it, bro. This ain’t for babies, bro”

Craig Breslow assembling the 2026 Red Sox

@Z0mbieSt1tches i think the whole thing is pretty insane to say

‘they tried to tell us that black lives matter’ is an insane thing to say actually

@shepgirl_ i really liked it however i thought it was so annoying how everyone was like "i couldn't stand rachel that movie" in a way that made it seem like it was some nuanced takeaway when the movie does literally everything in its power to make rachel unlikable

i just watched the drama ... unfortunately i did not like it much ...... 😔

@MiaoYuenCh you got this!!

I miss streaming regularly but I don't have the energy to put out content I'm proud of with everything going on so I appreciate everyone sticking around despite it all. hopefully will be back to my regular schedule soon once everything gets sorted out

been pretty down and stressed about a lot of things and having some medical problems but panko has been keeping me company while I try to work through everything

@sharksprite @hyunicat vouch

@hyunicat HI ME IM A CERTIFIED YAPPER!!! i love talking!!

‼️ are any vtubers out there extremely good at smalltalk/extroverted... introvert with social anxiety here and i'm looking to do a smalltalk exposure therapy stream 😭 (every week i question whether or not to say "bless you" to my coworker after he sneezes.. and then i dont 😀)

@Skull_God @kohakudoori probably gonna sell out in a week lmao

@kohakudoori you have a year to save up

oh my god I thought the northernlion cruise thing was a bit why is it actually real 😭

shaving my entire body to write an email