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Pocket Volcanohausen

@PocketVolcano

Feminist! She/Her. Bi 🏳️‍🌈 Pro-Choice. Being a bitch is my kink. Five feet of fury. History/politics. ProWrestling. Books. Godzilla. Cats. ♉️🐯

Kentucky, USA Katılım Nisan 2009
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When you nut but she/he/they keep on sucking
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I’d like to announce that I have caught and compromised to a permanent end the spider that has been terrorizing me over the last 3 days. Almost fell off the chair doing so but ladies and gentlemen- mission accomplished.
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Elayna Black has like… one facial expression and that’s “permanently bored.”
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Mr. Elegance makes me want to light my ovaries on fire and join a nunnery. Good god.
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Can State Farm stop sending me emails about my car insurance? It ain’t due until 5/1 and my payment will not be going through until 5/1 because that’s my goddamn American right. Delay payment on bills until the day they’re due. 🫡🇺🇸
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Tommaso Ciampa’s daughter Willow got to perform his entrance! “Willow has been asking for weeks if she could perform my entrance... well, last night the crew went above and beyond to make her wish come true. And she CRUSHED it! — When I say, I found my wrestling home, I'm 100% sincere. I love this family.” (IG)
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Afroman is the hero we need in these trying times.
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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