Mom's Favorite Mistake.

You either wife a ho or live long enough to be a sugar daddy.

This woman shared that her man paid all the bills while she went to school and raised their kids. Now she’s a registered nurse, and she’s holding things down while he studies engineering. That’s what Partnership looks like

I know regular sex starts with kissing or oral... how tf does hooker sex start?!?!?!

@Super70sSports And Magic Johnson got the cure for AIDS and all the broke motherfuckers passed away. -Kanye

What odds could you have gotten in 1991 on “Magic Johnson will still be alive in 2026 and also the most jovial, healthy looking motherfucker in every room he enters.”

You see this kind of thing in struggling lower-income Southern households, and it tells a very specific story. When life hasn't delivered much.... no wealth, no power, no real social standing.... some folks discover that white supremacy is basically a free membership card to a club that makes them feel superior without requiring any actual achievement. It's the world's laziest status symbol. The starter kit is always the same: *A Confederate flag honoring a war their ancestors lost badly 160 years ago. *A gun they'll never actually need. *A Bible they've never actually read. *And Fox News running 24/7 telling them they're REAL Americans.... unlike those fancy elitist Democrats who are secretly importing an army of replacement voters to steal their.... Their what exactly? Their Dollar General? Their 1987 Camaro on cinder blocks in the yard? FOX found the formula, and they never let go of it: Take a man who has nothing, tell him the reason he has nothing is because those people are taking it.... and suddenly he's not a struggling nobody. He's a soldier in a cultural war. He matters. He's relevant. He becomes a MAGA Warrior! And THAT.... ladies and gentlemen.... is precisely how a twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, 34-time felon, bankrupt New York con man who golfs at his own resorts became the hero of the working man. You genuinely cannot make this stuff up. And I write this so that hopefully they will recognize what they have done and what they are doing and snap out of it..... I was born and raised in Appalachia ... These very people could be my relatives ..... but ... I .... got common sense from my granny ----- "question everything". VIA~Lee Murphy

@unrealzuri Never paid for it but I'm guessing it depends on what the guy paid for. If he paid for head then she just gets on her knees and if he paid for pussy then I think it's up to him on what position they start with.

How does being a hooker even work? Yall just meet up at a hotel and both sit awkwardly on the bed and get naked... like how do yall even get it going? They hand you a stack of money then u get naked and bend over the bed??? Someone that paid for pussy, let me know.

Mya at 46 years old 📸

My little brother’s project is actually insane… and now I’m questioning everything I know 😭

“When you can't be controlled, you will be hated, and that's the power.” — Nikola Tesla

😂😂

Oh-😭😂

get here now 😮‍💨

@redpillb0t It'd go from "they can't lock all of us up" to "they really locked all of us up"

Imagine if we all did this.

@MelanieSkyLopez @RealFamilyCrete

@RealFamilyCrete How many times do she have to explain herself? And she dgaf she makes coin off da shit.

She ate her own shit on camera

@HaterReport Bruh in the vid:

“Coach…we’re about to blow a 3-1 lead to the 76ers. DO SOMETHING” Joe Mazzulla:

@WrestleOps 🎶 Adrenaline in my soul...it probably was Cody Rhodes. Depending on if the news is true🎶

A pretty majorly pushed talent was reportedly asked to take a 50% pay cut last week and allegedly did. The name of the talent is unknown as it cannot be confirmed 100% that this was the case, but the timing of that claim was interesting as it took place a day before news broke of Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods’ departure. (via PWlnsider)

@xevekiah Cats are simple. All they need is a litterbox and for their owner to fill their bowl. Dogs are friendlier but let's not forget the maintenance it goes into taking care of one.

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

The best 2 minutes of comedy ever. RIP Patrice.

@RecopilationNet 4. They got snacks, I know Shaggy got weed, and Shaggy always stay with a baddie.

Son 15 horas de vuelo. ¿Al lado de quien te sientas?

@Rustkolnikoff That's nice until the water disappears

Hoy soñé algo así