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Human + AI-woven poems. One soul, split by code. Sad, surreal, sometimes sublime. New drops weekly. Prompts welcome.
Currently lost, Send help!!! Katılım Mayıs 2011
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@Prestigious_Gt You spoil the tweet with the ‘so nice and accommodating’ 😂😂😂
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One of my guys don chop slap twice from his wife's hand since he enter UK 🇬🇧, all because the wife is the one on the sponsorship but na the guy pay all the money from Nigeria.
In fact, the only help he got from the wife's family was not up to 500k. I remember telling him then say he shouldn’t have collected the money.
He spent over 8m to bring them both as at then.
Today the girl don become Iron Lady for house, and if you see her you won’t believe she can do such.
So nice and accommodating.
AHMADINHO 🇳🇬🇬🇧@dinho_1545
There is a reason why they said trust F gender in the uk at your own risk , though some are very lucky to find good ones but not all are lucky , we have a lot of Egbon uk staying outside now due to mistakes in marital decisions , uk is a crazy country and I actually remember this story
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If your boyfriend travels abroad there are %95 chances that he will still marry you but if your girlfriend travels abroad, that relationship is over
— man
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@ChuksEricE Apostle Chibuzor and his love for messy situations!!
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Apostle Chibuzor, General Overseer of OPM, this morning visited the hotel where Aboy and his lovely wife were spending their honeymøon to confirm claims about her v!rginity after online reactions.
The bride said she is a mother of three, though her husband is late. She added that she was born and raised in Rivers State, while her father is from Edo State.
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
“When the announcement was made last week about marrying the young boy, I didn’t pay attention at first. I was like, ‘What is this?’ Not knowing God had a purpose for me. About three days ago, God told me to go and fulfil what He sent me to do. Many people had asked me for marriage, but I told Jesus my b0dy is for Him, and no man would defl0wer me until He gives me my own husband, it’s a vow I made, God is the one that direct me to marry him. I will marry him and take care of him as both my son and my husband.”🧑🤝🧑💑 — Newly wedded woman breaks her silence, explaining why she believes God directed her to marry the young man.
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I wish Nigerian men had other options man. The mentality of Nigerian women is just sad and hopeless
Oversabi Nurse 👩⚕️🇬🇧@AsidanyaMiracle
When I came to the UK newly, our water bill was updated(raised) cus then you have 2 people in the house. I wasn't really working, was just doing part time job while preparing for my OSCE so I wasn't contributing to the bills and my husband didn't mind but immediately I got my Nursing job, I took up some direct debits. It doesn't have to be 50/50 at home just help out the little you can. Even if it's the least internet(wifi) bill or water bill or even gas and electricity. Leave the house rent and council tax and all that for him.
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this is actually the worst case scenario because it means you no longer have a research topic.
✦𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚡✦@fw_lennox1
sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims
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I fell in love with this quote:
"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today."
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Yoruba Movie Industry this night, starring.🤣🤣🤣
Funke Akindele
Toyin Abarham
Iyabo Ojo
Fathia Balogun
Depegan of Lagos 🇳🇬🇺🇸@Mautiin01
Funke Akindele, Star Toyin Abraham, Star Iyabo Ojo, maybe a Star. It’s about to be a sweet 24hrs, I’m sat 🪑
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@icekied That kain thing, you wey be step son go know you boundary and place immediately 😀
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After my dad passed my mother remarried,so my step dad took us to the house he built in Ogun State..
While we were there my mum gave birth to a son for my step dad,they had a quarrel one day and my step dad took the baby out of the house and threw the new born baby barely 6 months into a nearby bush.
I witnessed it live,I have never forgotten that day till today.
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent
What's the most shocking thing you have ever seen?
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@vitus_HERNANDEZ @AsidanyaMiracle I burst laughter as I see am 😀😀…..
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@AsidanyaMiracle Lmao leave house rent, council tax and electricity bill for him. You are not serious. Infact u are contributing nothing. So after taking ur nursing salary in a month, it is only wifi or food stuff of how much u can contribute to your own family?
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When I came to the UK newly, our water bill was updated(raised) cus then you have 2 people in the house. I wasn't really working, was just doing part time job while preparing for my OSCE so I wasn't contributing to the bills and my husband didn't mind but immediately I got my Nursing job, I took up some direct debits. It doesn't have to be 50/50 at home just help out the little you can. Even if it's the least internet(wifi) bill or water bill or even gas and electricity. Leave the house rent and council tax and all that for him.
Oversabi Nurse 👩⚕️🇬🇧@AsidanyaMiracle
The UK isn't somewhere you will marry a girl who Believes her money is her money and yours is for the family. Bills increases as your family increase. You need someone who wants to also contribute in building up her family. If not bills will definitely swallow all your money and you will be living from hand to mouth from paycheck to paycheck
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Funny story from this past week😭
There’s one oyinbo man who sells turkey at a mini-market. The Turkey is usually very hard so he helps in cutting them with a machine.
This man shakara is out of this world. So many rules, he doesn’t cut after 2pm, he can say the machine isn’t working properly, it’s blunt, etc., so many excuses. More like he decides when to help you cut it. This is because he’s the only one who sells turkey.
Anyways, an Asian man has arrived just close to him. The man sells turkey, and cuts without hesitation.
You know these Asian guys are business-oriented. With a smile, he would even say “this box is £10, but I’ll give you for £9.99”, just to make you laugh. Very lively, and he seems to be taking the previous man’s customers. Well, I’ve ported.
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This is not special sha.
Na just woke version of Alhaji and our dads, man.
Repackaged polygamy.
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
As a generation, we just like to lie to ourselves about ‘evolved kinikan kinikan’…
wasiu@korty_EO
Jeff is happily married to 2 women. On this episode of love or lies, we spent some time at their house & discovered a few things. Pls watch here youtu.be/UNSy5imEmbQ
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@principaldc99 I swear, we would have returned the trophy a long time ago. Even the government would have asked the federation to follow orders.
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I really wish this is Nigeria, they’re not petty enough seh 😅😂😂😂
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🏆 Senegal show their AFCON trophy ahead of today’s game! 🇸🇳
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