Laurie Harley

You can now #preorder my #poetry #coloringbook for #kids! #kidsbook #kidsbooks #homeschool poeticlotion.com/preorder/ For $5.00 more, get a Stanley the snake plushie!

I recently finished reading @projecthailmary and cannot wait to go see the movie!! What a great book! I just adore Rocky!

What if today @NASA announced #AprilFools! #ArtemisII #spacelaunchtoday

I was like, who is Dom Smith? And then #GrandSlam walk-off!!! THAT's Dom Smith!!! @Braves #FortheA #BravesCountry #Braves

Koala Quill pays for writing, and fines you for skipping. None of my users has ever complained about writer's block. Several have reported crying, but that's a separate issue.

@KoalaQuillHQ So relatable. 😆

I’ve spent more time choosing a name for a minor character who dies on page four than my parents spent naming me.

@KoalaQuillHQ @AardvarkWriting I noticed that some adjustments that used to be so stinkin' simple now require 3 hours of research, 12 different attempts, 4 plugins, and an in-depth chat with tech support, who eventually give up and just do it for you. 😳

@PoeticLotion @AardvarkWriting You're not an old dog. Web dev just decided that making a website should require the same skill set as launching a satellite.

I am working on my @AardvarkWriting site for the first time in eons. It had been hacked & i never redesigned it. But i am having so much trouble. Perhaps it's the theme. Perhaps i'm just an old dog. #newtrick #webdesign #webdevelopment #website

Me: Alexa, play Spotify. Alexa: For Spotify, just say, "play Spotify." 😒 #DumbAI

I really love playing Spelling Bee on NYT games each morning, but i don't have the subscription, so i only get to play a few words each time. Why's everything gotta cost money?

Last night, before bed, my son and i were talking of different foods we were hungry for. My stomach rumbled as i fell asleep. Woke up this morning and made a pancake in a cup with sliced strawberries. #Mmm #Yummy

I see that today's #SpringTraining game will have Toronto's announcers. I can't wait for the regular season, in part so that i'm able to listen to #Braves announcers for every game. #MLB @BrandonGaudin @CJNitkowski

When you #write, what is your preferred choice? #WritingCommunity #writing #writerforhire #WritersOfX #writerscommunity #writerslife #copywriter

Do you know #cursive? Do you think cursive should still be taught? Personally, as a #writer, I love cursive. There is nothing quite like the smooth flow of words from a quality pen against the blank page of a new cute journal. #WritingCommunity #WritersLife #WriterForHire

I truly wanted to be a marine biologist before college. Before I took my first college-level science class. Before I realized I'd have to give up #writing. What did you want to be before you became a writer? #WritingCommunity #writerslife #writersoftwitter #WritersOfX

Yeahhh, sure. 😆 #MobyDick #Literature #Books #Metaphor #Funny #Humor #meme #WritingCommunity #ReaderCommunity

I just love elephants. <3

So, I guess it also sticks to its lid.

I would like to air 2 chief complaints about super glue. 1-It sticks to nothing but your skin. 2-One measly bottle is good for one use. It either runs out or seals itself shut after that. #MyTedTalk #SuperGlue #Complaint #FirstWorldProblems

This column, written for the @TribToday during my first stint as Community Columnist, is probably one of my all-time favorite things I've written. My editor commented, “Wow, you made me cry. Great column." A Walk Home with Mom: laurieharley.com/a-walk-home-wi… #cancer #NursesRock

Not to mention the millions of jobs that qualified HUMAN writers depend on for their livelihood. Why would anyone want to read what no even bothered to writer? #AntiAI #WritingCommunity #freelancewriter #writer4hire #copywriter