Beardy Brown 🇬🇧🇬🇬🇺🇦

When I'm having a stressful day, my colleagues protect me.

@Nigel_Farage People who can read.

Who said manifesto launches had to be boring! 🎉

@spacebruce I am so sorry! It's usually at least passable there

Had the worst burger of my life burnt and undercooked and now feeling like craaaaaaap

@Jaume96749222 @spacebruce He's a good lad that Space Spruce

@spacebruce @PogleIsHungry smart guy

“Don’t mention Pearl Harbour. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it OK”

@Mishi_2210 9 bunch of retards on this app holy fuck

We really are walking the dinosaur these days...

It's interesting that none of the European warships have caught fire immediately against Iran. There is a possibility that launching an unplanned war in the middle east was a bad idea. But hey, you live and burn.

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

@spooked75 You're right. And there is a massive re-armement movement sweeping Europe at the moment. And with that comes the commitment not to be brought into another middle eastern crisis.

As an American I have something I want to tell Europeans. Enough with your fucking defeatism. You once possessed some of the most powerful militaries in the world, act like it. Europe's enemy is solely Russia and that's it. Unlike the United States, Europe doesn't run around making worldwide enemies, and unlike the US, Europe isn't Israel's bitch. Some Europeans think the United States leaving NATO would be a bad thing. I think Europe should look to its own defense. Two to three years of peace in the last 51 years, that's the US Record. In those 51 Years, with the exception of the war here in Ukraine and the former Yugoslavia, Europe has been at peace during that time. As an American living in Europe, I can tell you, Americans don't think like Europeans. They only think about themselves and what's best for them. You as Europeans need to stop thinking less of yourselves, you're far better than you think you are.

@Roberts1050237 @PolitlcsUK They should have bloody asked then. You know, like a little phone call BEFORE the attack saying "You guys in?" Ffs

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump says it was "terrible" of Keir Starmer to not get involved in the Iran war "We requested two aircraft carriers which they had and he didn't really want to do it... I was not happy... they should be involved enthusiastically"

@spacebruce Friend of mine improved it

@PogleIsHungry I checked with a professional and she says you're fucked

Today was 1st day of a first aid course and I had a cracking fake wound.

In one of his Discworld novels, Sir Terry Pratchett describes a hammy actor as having a voice you could never order coal with, because it would turn up as diamonds. You'd think such a thing couldn't exist in real life, but that would be to reckon without the legendary Matt Berry.

@Oxfordboy55 @Heccles94 Omg it's Charlie Kirk but from Oxford.... Have fun dude, you have nothing serious to say.

@Heccles94 Show me your posts of content about all the Israeli children slain by Iran on Oct 7th. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Bombers returning to RAF Fairford after bombing children in Iran.

@cpltshirt @Heccles94 The same ones that outlined the objectives of the war.

@Heccles94 Wow which strategic after action reports have you seen that show a battle assessment stating civilian casualties?

@JoeCorderoJC @Heccles94 Ikr the wiped out Belgium last week. With all those weapons the US and Israel destroyed 8 months ago...

@Heccles94 I hope they did. Unfortunately they didn't. Nothing on your account says anything about the 30,000+ civilians Iran did a few weeks ago.

@TruthCleanse @Heccles94 Funny how free speech is very much "the speech that I agree with"

@Heccles94 You should be sued for that post. I’m all for free speech with facts. But when it’s lining up lies for clicks with no solid proof as back up, you should be held accountable, wherever you are from.

@Mcdurpus For me weirdly the dune series peaks in the middle. Not a popular opinion but children of dune and god emperor are my favourites. But you are right about Foundation and in a meta way there's probably a parallel between losing the narrative and the plan getting out of wack.

@PogleIsHungry Thank you. Among my favourite novels. The series itself, at least to me, kinda declines like the Dune series. But I think almost anything spanning millenia like that is going to struggle against the "who are these folks I don't know?"

This is an incredible foundation reference!

There was a BBC one a couple of years back but you knew they were going to mess it up; you knew exactly how they were going to mess it up; and they duly did mess it up, comprehensively.