John the Remonstrator
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John the Remonstrator
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Father, Masseur, Completely independent and non-profit politician seeking Statesman status...

Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund is backing a company bringing AI to cow herding at a $2 billion valuation bloomberg.com/news/articles/…


JUST IN: AI cow collar startup Halter raises at $2,000,000,000.00 valuation, uses proprietary “cowgorithm” to herd cattle.










As much as I bashed Biden, this one physically hurts.









USS Gerald R. Ford heading back to Crete after a fire reportedly wrecked part of the ship… 600+ sailors left without beds. Now they’re checking if it was set on purpose to dodge the extended deployment. Crew already got caught earlier clogging toilets for the same reason. Ship’s been out since June 2025… pushing record deployment time. Navy hasn’t confirmed anything yet.






Caesar Chavez the pedophile. Its all leaking.


@RepMattSchaefer It’s so funny watching y’all desperately throw stuff against the wall to see if anything sticks. You’re so scared and it’s adorable.











