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@mattforney Hi Matt, have you tried not being bald?

Good morning to everyone, including Radical Left lunatic Renee Nicole Good, who is currently burning in Hell like a total loser!

@TheHughAnthony Hi Hugh, is it true you go around the estate every night at 9pm and kick in one front door of your choosing because you say you've got a letter from the SAS that allows you to do it?

How are the lady boys?

@TheHughAnthony Hi Hugh, is it true you once got sacked from your job at Maplins for nicking HDMI cables?

We need to bring back the original meaning of nationality. Your tribe and lineage are your nationality. Not a piece of paper.

@CharlieSimpsonA @kazchufoon Bold statement from someone with a haircut that screams "I used to get my head flushed down the toilet by bullies at school". Pipe down lad.

@kazchufoon Your speech was shit, like your haircut.

Flattered that a former MYP ousted for bigotry chose this wonderful photo of me to exemplify the extent of his own intolerance. Hope you liked my speech Charlie!

@RobSchneider You're a dull boy, Robert.

FYI… There were NO Children’s Hospitals when I was a kid. Because kids weren’t sick.

@GoldingBF Yer da cries in the back of police vans on Facebook live.

👮 STILL BEING DETAINED AFTER ONE HOUR IM ALTRINCHAM FOR BANNERS THAT SAY ‘KEIR STARMER IS A WANKER’. THE POLICE ARE THREATENING TO REMOVE THEM! PLEASE SHARE!

@LeeAndersonMP_ Lmao imagine being a grown man and buying this.

My new jacket. Beautiful 🇬🇧🇬🇧

@Jenny_1884 Don't lie, the only reason you don't want to go is because you're a massive bore and you'd get eaten alive at a festival hahahah.

Who else has never been to Glastonbury & never intend to ever go?

@Mofoman360 Most stupidest. Lmao. Lad.

Do you think David Lammy is the most stupidest person in UK politics

The season finale of America is some of the most edge of your seat stuff I think I've ever seen.

@sophielouisecc You're a bit thick aren't you, Sophie?

@Mikefit101 @realDonaldTrump Mike, Trump isn't going to shag you pal.

@realDonaldTrump I love Springsteen's music, and he puts on a great show. However, if forced to choose between him and the guy literally putting his life on the line to ensure a brighter future for my kids and my country, I'll take Trump every time.

@darrengrimes Hi Darren, is it true you keep your body folds from chaffing by rubbing Swarfega all over yourself with a shoe brush?

@darrengrimes Hi Darren, is it true that when you go out shopping for shoes you faint when trying them on and insist on an ambulance so you can get the shoes for free?

@kateferguson4 Kate, this isn't the big W you think it is. Lmao.

Love this story 🍔 Greedy civil servants caught trying to buy posh Five Guys burgers on taxpayer-funded card Their order was declined - b/c their government credit card was turned off in waste crackdown. Cabinet Office froze 20k cards thesun.co.uk/news/34303255/…

@darrengrimes Hi Darren, is it true you held the world record for the most tods done in the shape of Portugal until Shits McQuirter beat you?

@kelly_sam Hope you find something quickly mate!

@PollysArron Oh, it’s not been a fun few days

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@darrengrimes Hi Darren, is it true because you pine for a time you've never lived in so much you've replaced your testicles with clackers from the 1970s and spend your evenings down the ice rink in a pair of loose fitting shorts clacking away, earning yourself the name Clackers McKnackers?

@darrengrimes Hi Darren, is it true you're banned from the city of Tangier because you once bit a horse on the flank when you were on holiday in Morocco?