Mohammad Smith 🇬🇧

Thread on Free Speech I don't believe I have in anyway incited, excused or facilitated the recent riots after the Southport murders. If you believe I have, then please let me know by DM, and I will look at the relevant tweet My intent has never been to facilitate violence 1/

The BBC really did publish this with a straight face. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

🚨NEW: Britain is facing record levels of slavery, with a 22% rise in just one year [@BBCNews]

They bought a franchise they didn't understand. They wanted to make money, so the just pushed out some films, thinking the fans would love them, because they were Star Wars Films. They didn't bother getting proper writers, they just decided to kill off characters to make the films controversial. Star Wars doesn't want controversial, it wants fun, with the good guys winning.

I have never been a Star Wars fan but Disney’s mishandling of Star Wars was genuinely baffling from a business POV. They didn’t even try to up with a cohesive story for their trilogy ahead of time

@RupertLowe10 There's a reason cyclists don't use it, it's poorly designed and unsafe for them. If cyclists ride in the road, they will get abuse from motorists for not using the cycle lane, discouraging cycling.

£500k on a cycle lane that has ruined a perfectly good road in my constituency. Well done, central planners.

@drhingram Gone to the dark side has she. I'm assuming it's a she, I can't tell with that bin bag over her. It could be a bloke wearing one of those fancy explosive belts underneath.

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@reddit_lies "I don't hate trans people." That's the problem mate.

LMAO

@Jebus Anakin wakes up in bed with Padme, with little Luke and Leia running around. Palpatine is asking if the nappies need changing.

I’m telling you man, no one’s gonna be mad if episode 10 opens with Luke waking up, taking a swig of blue milk, and saying “that was a wild dream”

@WallStreetApes You don't have to go down the subscription route, you can still buy ink and paper, that's how my HP works. When it dies, it will be replaced by a different make.

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

What are your honest thoughts of Tuvok?

@JamesMelville Half that if you collect in person.

Large domino’s pizza = £24.99

@NevinLawrence Oh god, it would be star wars references all the way through the birth. Wife, use the force (instead of push). Exhaust port. The force is strong in this one. (Hands the new born a miniature light sabre) This was your fathers...

My wife's due date is today. This weekend she seemed scared and asked to have a serious conversation with me. Wife - "If the baby is born on my due date will you make a Star Wars joke?" Me - "Of course not. I would never dream of it." Wife - "I just needed to check."

@OlszykCCC @NevinLawrence That's why you need a fake birth certificate with a different name on. And really call him Marty McFly.

@NevinLawrence Totally fair question. My son was born on Oct. 21st, 2015 and my wife was really worried I would write Marty McFly on the birth certificate

"decent humans" That just about sums up the left. Anyone who doesn't agree with them is not "decent" and deserves to be punished with immigration.

@MissJilianne No, kidnap a cripple, and get in free.

I think it’s disgusting the United States charges $100 per person visiting our country to enter a National Park. Embarrassing too!

@WeAreFairCop 1) That should not warrant investigation if it was worn in London yesterday. 2) It was worn in another country. 3) Over six months ago. Need to make a complaint to the police, and sue them.

What?!?

“Yeah *welcome* but not *here* where, like, *I* live. We’re *decent* people.” Quite remarkable

Since we're getting the arguments in early, I'll dredge up my oldest idea to date. Deport them *all* to Afghanistan. One returns deal is attainable, 100 returns deals are not. Came from Pakistan? Going to Afghanistan. Not my problem. Watch them self-deport en masse.

@BBCNews No, this is.

Is this the real face of Anne Boleyn? bbc.in/4tLahBP

Whatever happened to: "Immigrants welcome."