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It was the best of tweets; it was the worst of tweets
Katılım Ekim 2011
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@eigenrobot Its just impractical. It screams "I've never puched anyone". I bet he's never called anyone a Nazi without a screen between them either.
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this comes across to me as incredibly soft like watching an awkward teenager trying to swear right
what is it about the language that makes it so soft
"fistful of nails" scans like steve carell saying "bags of sand." have you ever done this before
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)@adamscochran
Nah man, MAGA created this toxic sludge era, you don't get to hide from it. In woke 3.0 you can think gay people deserve rights, but also tell a nazi to go fuck themselves with a fistful of nails. Decorum is reserved for those who aren't hateful, thieving, bigots.
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@MorePerfectUS I'm going to register 200,000 LLCs in Delaware and elect one of them as senator
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A judge has ruled that corporations can vote in some Delaware elections.
Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz said the town of Fenwick Island was not diluting human votes by allowing companies and other legal entities that own property to cast votes in municipal elections.
These "legal entities" and corporations make up about 12% of registered voters in the town.
In total Delaware has far more corporations chartered in the state than residents.
Judge Karsnitz rejected the constitutional arguments of the ACLU, including the claim that "entity" or corporate voting dilutes the political power of living people.
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@anthony70310188 @KillaKreww Yeah, but what if the people tied to the track dont like it?
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@PonderOrbExe @KillaKreww Mike seems reasonable. Saying it prob not an issue calling him one big issue
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A runaway trolley is speeding toward five people tied to the tracks. You are standing near a lever that can divert the trolley to a side track where one person is tied.
Mike Tyson walks between you and the lever and demands you say the n word because he thinks it would be funny. Some on the tracks look uncomfortable. Others encourage you so he will move. The closer the trolley is, the angrier Mike Tyson gets you wont say it.
Do you say the n word?
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@revenant_MMXX It wasn't an option to not go to college. I just wanted a gap year, but everyone made it sound like I would be locked out of it forever. My parents got emails pressuring them about it.
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If you grew up in the '90s or '00s you were constantly hearing about it since grade school. They had us sit in assemblies in middle & high school telling us we all needed to go to college and corralling us to apply, or else we'd never find work. This is insane revisionism:
BoiltOwl@nealjclark1
College is expensive because every millenial INSISTED they get to go. The boomers spent a ton so they could go. This was not the case in the boomers day. They understood natural hierarchy and sorted themselves appropriately. Their big sin was liking their children too much.
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Converting my puppy mill into a puppy mill
Majority Democrats@MajorityDems
Well, RFK Jr. just put out his first podcast episode, and it went exactly as you'd expect... GUEST: So why are we not using dog meat? RFK: *nods solemnly*
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A class action lawsuit, but instead of getting five dollars for joining, you get to add a bullet to a belt fed machine gun that sprays at the executives if they’re found liable.
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@RecoverRepub @johndory1914 I've calculated the risk and its worth it
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@CultureCrave Real life looks amazing and is better than Starfield.
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Bethesda boss Todd Howard says NVIDIA's new AI-powered graphics tech makes 'Starfield' look 'amazing'
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israel could afford missiles without our help if they stopped getting lattes and avocado toast every day
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו@netanyahu
אומרים שאני מה? צפו >>
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A math prodigy was accepted to Harvard at age 15 for what could have been a lifetime of achievement.
But after living in the wilderness in Montana and writing a prescient manifesto about industrial society, his life would drastically change due to packages he sent in the mail.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Hang this tweet in the Louvre
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Theres a guy at the farmers market who 3D prints these and sells them for $10
Heritage Matters🔱@HeritageMatterz
Ancient Greek owl figurine carved from purple fluorite. 4th-3rd century BC.
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Hes gonna be Ceasar and do a Planet of The Apes when we blow ourselves up with AI
Knight World@KnightWorld
Little Punch is doing what most of his peers can’t — he runs on two legs for a long time.
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@heywildrich Hes gonna be Ceasar and do a Planet of The Apes when we blow ourselves up with AI
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He’s now Bipedal and trying to develop tool use.
Punch is more human than everybody on the subway with me right now.
Knight World@KnightWorld
Little Punch is doing what most of his peers can’t — he runs on two legs for a long time.
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