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@dayinthepark @Threadscenes No way 😂

@Threadscenes It’s mouse poop. I have literally tapped my finger on those, thinking they were doughnut sprinkles, and I ate them. It is a mistake one does not forget.

The @Cubs are the first team in MLB history to have 2 separate 10+ game winning streaks and a 15+ game home winning streak all before the end of May.

@Godson023 @FabrizioRomano How’d you deduce that?

@FabrizioRomano So indirectly he’s saying Arsenal belongs in the trash?

🗣️ “Some people have criticised how Arsenal celebrated at the end of the game…” Mikel Arteta: “I think you have to respect every opinion & place them where they belong.” 🗣️ “Where do you place them?” Mikel Arteta: “Where they belong!”🗑️

Arsenal band is back getting ready for West Ham away 🎶🎶🎤🎸🥁

Once again, Arsenal haters just can’t let go 🙂‍↔️

People trying to slander Arsenal making it to a final smh, get them the help they need today 🤕

Ian Wright described him as “burdened with glorious purpose” and I think that’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives, all the same.

@heavycannon1886 @FabrizioRomano @jdesparisiens Sky will rip them to shreds for this, right?

@FabrizioRomano @jdesparisiens Celebrating winning a semi? Fucking losers am I right gang

❤️💙🎶 20 mins after the game, PSG players return on the pitch to dance and chant with the away fans. @jdesparisiens 🎥

We’re going to have to beat dirty, cheating nation-states to win either trophy. And plastics say we’re the ones ruining football!? 😂

@DanThomasESPN ESPN have been engaging in yellow journalism for well over a year now. I guess my question is why are you okay with that?

Any questions for Craig, Ale or Robbo?

@bucketlistsnaps @Callunc Or to avoid paying taxes, which would make rich people smart

@Callunc Because rich people are stupid and will buy any old crap if you slap a massive price tag on it

I really want to know what makes a watch this expensive

@Mac_Gooner @mancity_talk @goonerohene Ppl are weak

@mancity_talk @goonerohene No way they’re giving up already, where’s the mentality mate?

Congratulations Arsenal, been the most consistent side this season and deserve this title

@MileHigh_Gunner @MenInBlazers @RorySmith Something about attacking success being linked with accomplishment and progression. It’s prettier. It’s more obvious. It changes scorelines. Defense is more subtle and you have to be a psycho

@PoopJohannson @MenInBlazers @RorySmith Why do most despise defense?

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲'𝐬 𝐏𝐒𝐆 𝐯 𝐁𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞?? An excerpt from @RorySmith's Correspondent Newsletter (free to read) ⬇️ "It is not especially controversial to suggest that this was the best game of the season... By some combination of the scoreline, the stakes, the quality of the players on show and the nature of both teams’ approaches – the harnessing of extraordinary individual brilliance in the name of collective strategy – guarantee that. A better question is whether it should be regarded as the greatest Champions League game of all time. There is no shortage of candidates for that title, obviously: the 2005 final, now known by the shorthand ‘Istanbul’; Barcelona’s remontada against PSG in 2017; the meeting between Manchester United and Real Madrid, in 2003, the match that reportedly convinced Roman Abramovich to buy Chelsea. Those sorts of questions do not have answers, obviously. They exist, instead, for the two reasons that everything exists: to give people something to talk about that is not their feelings and/or fears, and so that media publications – both legacy and digital – can feel the fleeting warmth of a few hundred eyeballs. Attempting to work out where Tuesday exists in that hierarchy is both theoretical and meaningless. There are no objective criteria that can be used to judge it relative to Tottenham’s comeback against Ajax in 2019 or Inter’s victory against Barcelona in the semifinal last year. It is all a matter of context, of taste. Spurs’ win, as an example, was far more dramatic. It was not nearly as technically accomplished. It was that, perhaps, that stood out most on Tuesday: the sense that we were watching a form of football so pure that after a while it started to feel almost like a different sport, one played according to much the same rules but with startlingly different rewards. Both teams seemed to have a different understanding of risk to the accepted standard, different definitions of virtue and strength, wildly outlandish ideas about what they should be trying to do." Read MORE in the full issue of The Correspondent 📫: mibcourage.co/4n1YPiz

@ColoradoRapids That’s fa cup champion rob holding to you lot

OFFICIAL: Rob Holding has been granted a U.S. Green Card and will be classified as a domestic player on the club’s roster. 📰: rapids96.com/HoldingGC #Rapids96

@FastbreakHoops5 The bench mob came in and kept the same energy as well. Taj, Ronnie brewer, all of them

The 2011 Bulls were built around Derrick Rose’s speed, Luol Deng’s two-way consistency, and Joakim Noah doing all the dirty work that held the team together. Rose won MVP that year, but that group was more than a one-man show. Deng gave them a reliable wing every night, and Noah brought the energy, defense, and toughness that matched Tom Thibodeau’s whole identity. That team won 62 games and felt like Chicago had finally found its next real contender.

@love_shack90 @Blueboy0611 @NOT_MOTD Well he is human at the end of the day. Bringing up one or even a dozen mistakes over the span of his career isn’t going to change my opinion.

@Blueboy0611 @NOT_MOTD Not sure why everyone thinks he's a great ref. The goal that he wrongly disallowed vs Villarreal was a shockingly bad decision.

— Named World’s Best Referee for SIX straight years — Lost all his hair in just 10 days at 24 due to alopecia — Spoke FOUR languages: Italian, English, French, Spanish — His stare was VAR before VAR. Pierluigi Collina is ONE OF A KIND.

@ChicagoBxndz @Bullsfans Bulls need defensive presence. Like a joakim noah that can shoot lmao

@Bullsfans “Another guard” u mfs are casuals

Several mock drafts have the Bulls taking Mikel Brown Jr., 6’5 PG, with the 9th pick. His NBA Comp: Taller Darius Garland/Trae Young His floor: Immanuel Quickley