Ron DeStinky

@HillaryClinton You could have prevented this by not trying to be president. Bernie would have won.

"One woman could barely get words out through her tears. Another ran to the restroom as soon as she was done, wordless, wretched sobs wracking her tiny body. A third threw up on the witness stand." One year since the fall of Roe, women are suffering because of abortion bans.  texastribune.org/2023/07/19/tex…

@HillaryClinton We wouldn't have MAGA Republicans if you weren't the nominee

Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican. Or better yet, vote them out of office.

@HillaryClinton @POTUS Bernie would have raised it because he woukd have won

As of today, it's been 14 years since the $7.25 federal minimum wage was last raised. @POTUS supports raising the wage to at least $15. MAGA Republicans have repeatedly blocked an increase. What do they have against millions of working families making more?

@TheOmniLiberal Yes, dumbass

For all the people crying about the atomic bombs used on Japan, I'm curious if they'd have the same energy if we nuked Germany instead. If no, why not? 🤔

@twomad False

@Guy_Emu @TomSweeneyINC Basic

@TomSweeneyINC Planktina tho 🫦

Patricia looks like she can suck a bowling ball through a paper straw…

@beetlemoses Zero shmeelin, zorp shmulin

Comic for aliens

@MikeBrooks668 Thanks, bud. Like your stuff. Hope you do even more Alpha legion. The Primarch novel was *mwah* chefs kiss good

@MikeBrooks668 Hey, man, when are we gonna get Harrowmaster on Audible? I am illiterate and my mom is typing this for me.

@Boxenberger @Diablo Should have been a necromancer

@Diablo I want my sorcerer back... The nerf is way too much. Feels like I'm fighting monsters by throwing flowers at them

Patch 1.1.0b is available for download now. #DiabloIV Season of the Malignant drops later today. Details: blizz.ly/3r2VtmP

@Iamrachelpowell You got what you fucking deserved

The pain from this #J6 situation is almost too much to bare. I know they stole the election, I know the police were violent, but because my reactions were so poor I have single handedly destroyed our whole life and there is nobody who can save us. My heart is so heavy.

#DiabloIV I really feel the absence of Sorcs in the game now. It feels great. I've been dealing with you people since D2 and you're finally in your place.

@ERipperto @Diablo @Nando83p Should have been a necro

@Diablo @Nando83p Patch notes: -fixed the issue that Barb still exists in the game. -fixed multiple instances of players feeling excited for Season 1. -fixed a bug where Sorc players were hopeful about the future. -discovered an issue where too many players were enjoying Helltides.

Killing swarms of demons is not enough, you must look good doing it. Witness the Sorcerer of @Nando83p, and share your wanderer's look using #WardrobeWednesday.

@MikeBrooks668 @NCRsimp I could give it a shot

These dudes are such unironic turbo-losers it's honestly fucking funny

@Jennerallyplays Like, I don't know what the point is, the dude is a millionaire with a massive hog that smokes crack and bangs hooked all day. I already think he's cool but they keep trying yo convince me

Hey, you guys know that you're also helping spread these images when you are retweeting/sharing uncensored video and images of MTG sharing those private sexual photos right? Like you're also participating in a crime, are you aware of that?

@beetlemoses This is the romantic comedy I need. Only if it's a Tyler Perry movie though

@VaushV @DrunkenBenpai @2gay2lift @footoxlyrics @Mike_Eagle @AJJtheBand Ben cheats on his wife

Just had a great time at The Crocodile w/ @DrunkenBenpai and @2gay2lift, saw @footoxlyrics, @Mike_Eagle, and @AJJtheBand. Really good show, got recognized a bunch there too

@AHighJuiceBox Play a Necro and stop complaining

Diablo 4 Patch notes: Reduce all fun by 50% #DiablolV

@Kumfat_ The damage is down, but it isn't unplayable. Just makes needing maxed aspects that more important

@PoopooMcgee12 think necro is on par with sorc now, they took away the cannon and just left glass for the necro to play with

They nerfed my baby to the dust and came back to shoot out his kneecaps. RIP bonespear necro 2023-2023 #DiablolV

@SheriffJJames @MAGAisStupid @Iamrachelpowell Hey, man, did you just blow in from stupid town?

@MAGAisStupid @Iamrachelpowell All Americans are innocent, as an insurrection is impossible when we the people are in charge. An insurrection is also impossible without weapons, and with badges participating by escorting the "insurrectionists" in the building. Know law before you hate.

Convicted on all counts. Sentencing is October 17th. #J6