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Still reminiscing on that time I made multiple posts in August 2025 that the Seahawks were gonna ship it and they actually did! Haha still so epic. Fuckin Sam Darnold loooool. most people picked them to win 6-8 games. Probably the sickest 3rd eye call I'll ever make

judge o 1.5 total bases -112 o 1.5 h/r/rbi -150 yanks f5, yanks all ways fried all ways. baseball

@fuckronaut777 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 it's definitely diluted

@PoopyButt999999 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 And I don't understand fighters that choose to do combat sports and then want to avoid CTE. That's literally the point of the sport. It's like a Sumo Wrestler taking Ozempic.

Joe Pyfer: my life has changed for the better since becoming Christian Matt Brown: BUT THE UNIVERSE IS BIG😡

happy bday goat. pca most reg szn hr's 200-1 gl

@fuckronaut777 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 Eh that gets overblown a bit because it's more publicized. Also much more fighters and promotions now. Most guys still take what they're given to make money. Probably a good thing when they actually do duck so they don't end up with advanced CTE like Brown

@PoopyButt999999 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 There has been more cautious/ favorable matchmaking near the top of the UFC in the last five years than I can possibly mention in one tweet.

@BoxingMMAFanX @Elonov_MMA you really just wanted to use that meme huh? nothing embarrassing about this at all.

Damn Joe Pyfer had a sad ass up bringing 💔

@fuckronaut777 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 hooker for sure but Matt brown is cringe is really all i'm saying. the majority of UFC fighter's aren't afraid to lose

@PoopyButt999999 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 Would you rather watch a Dan Hooker fight or a Movsar Evloev fight?

@fuckronaut777 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 both things are objectively true though...

@PoopyButt999999 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 "when you're in a UFC Twitter debate and your opponent is poopybutt999999."

@fuckronaut777 @Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 just say he lost a lot bro. in a vastly inferior era too

@Lovethedawgs1 @McGregorRousey2 I'd rather watch a Matt Brown fight than 90% of the current UFC roster BECAUSE he wasn't afraid to lose.

@McGregorRousey2 matt brown when he posted this: we have science and technology now. it's clear how intelligent I am. look at me I'm MATT BROWN. notorious genius, theocratic scholar and astrophysicist

if you haven't joined my betting discord what are you doing with your life? we're talking BALL in there. here's an invite: discord.gg/9F4yJ9DX

I personally think it's fine. I think it should be relegated to 3rd and 4th downs only which is 99% of the time is anyway. 1/2 yard or yard to gain should be a high % play anyway and big guys v big guys up front is very much in the spirit of football

@robpizzola Being a tout is about it anymore. Oh yea and ofc dinger parlays

A decade ago I was betting MLB overnights for 2k a pop off a Monte Carlo sim built on free Steamer projections and finishing seasons up 50+ units. That same model today would get absolutely cooked. The market evolution in baseball betting has been insane. Where is the edge now?

@gucci99dawg @iGhostArb Explosive shit immediately after

@iGhostArb White monster + cigarette + BEC = breakfast of champions

Energy drinks > coffee Especially in the morning

Max Fried in two Passover starts: 2-0, 1.26 ERA, 14.1 IP, 2 ER, 9 K, 7 H, 4 BB ⚾️✡️

Some of y’all niggas are car part mentalizing, you need compart mentazlize to say stain, guys.

@jamjks @DynoGameTheory Based

@DynoGameTheory Braelon Allen 22.2

Friendly reminder. Current age: Jadarian Price: 22.4 Kaytron Allen: 23.2 Jonah Coleman: 22.6 Mike Washington: 22.7 Emmett Johnson: 22.4 Nick Singleton: 22.2 Jonathan Brooks: 22.6

I might save these breakdowns for my discord soon btw. The invite is a few posts back. Should be active for 7 days from post and I'll post it occasionally

imagine the SF Giants are gonna be much worse vs lefties than righties again. They mostly just added Arraez(a lefty). they were 29th in the L last year in slugging v lefties and LAST in OBP. GL. give me NYY f5 too. Fried masterclass incoming.

I've always liked him at home. fun narratives too Fried is from Cali and one of the few pro Jewish athletes(not really their specialty lol). Tomorrow is the first night of Passover as well. give me all the pitching props, particularly Fried an the first 5 under. We gotta

never been the biggest Fried guy but it's kind of hard to deny his effectiveness at this point. Always been a Webb guy especially at home. as usual it's gonna be a cool windy evening in SF tomorrow. Webb feels like he's in his 30s but still just 29. Rocklin native.