@nascarcasm - A Banana and Mayo sandwich
- Jimmie Johnson's Golden Horseshoe (cleaned)
- The taco from Denny Hamlin's rear decklid
- A Martinsville hot dog (will not decompose)
- Morgan Shepherd's roller skates
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Michael Pootz
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Michael Pootz
@Pootz77
Longtime NASCAR fan, food enthusiast, part time comedian, corporate trainer, mud runner. If I ever get over 100 followers you know the bots have taken over.
Katılım Mayıs 2014
91 Takip Edilen93 Takipçiler
What are some NASCAR artifacts that should be on display in the HOF? I'll start:
- The 1982 Bobby Allison loose bumper
- The Ken Schrader fire extinguisher
- The Ron Hornaday couch
- That guy's arrest record
- The first regular-szn championship trophy
- A N. Wilkesboro weedeater
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@VitalVegas Too obvious that it would have been an April Fools prank... the advisors would work on commission, not complimentary.
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April Fools’ story we started but ran out of time. Further evidence satire is increasingly difficult in a world where the previously absurd doesn’t seem all that far-fetched anymore.
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@jeff_gluck The Richard and Maurice Petty career wins of YouTube subscribers!
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Excited to have Cleetus stop by the Gluckcast tomorrow (on my YouTube channel at 11 a.m. ET).
We have a combined 4.68 million YouTube subscribers...4.67 million for him, 0.01 million for me!
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@nascarcasm This looks like the type of thing you should be making a wager on... SVG makes the Chase or you sample it with notes?
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Once again, ESTATE SALES IN THE RACING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, BRO
This could probably burn a hole through an the armor of an Abrams tank so no, not opening it
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@speed_visions Lemme work on that. In front of the wheel entirely?
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I hate April Fool's Day and yet I also don't want all the effort I put into this image suggesting that we're moving the numbers even farther forward to go to waste so
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Check on your Italian friends today everyone.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 BREAKING: Italy are OUT of the 2026 World Cup. Third World Cup missed in a row. ❌🇮🇹
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@PalaceofVictor Apparently Italy was showing their World Cup kits this week. They'll look good next to the Buffalo Bills Super Bowl championship gear
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Hey Bosnia, we coming for you *end of statement*
GIF
TSN@TSN_Sports
CANADA IS SET TO PLAY BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA ON JUNE 12 IN TORONTO! 🇨🇦🇧🇦 #FIFAWorldCup
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@nascarcasm Smokey is the epitome of "I do not want to be part of any club that would have me as a member"
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Smokey Yunick is not in the NASCAR Hall of Fame, but I think that's ideal for his legacy. You see, one morning, someone's going to walk into the Hall of Honor and there's just gonna be a Smokey Yunick plaque hanging in there and they'll wonder how the hell he did that.
David Nance@David_Nance57
@nascarcasm Smokey’s boots are there but the man who wore them isn’t
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1000000% behind this and someone good needs to do this
Baseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments
Kent Tekulve walking out to “Rubberband Man” was elite closer vibes.
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@VitalVegas I've learned that the most powerful words in a casino are "Did I win?"
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Knowing what you're doing is highly overrated.
DraftKings Casino@DKCasino
She thought she only won $10K... 😱 (via melanieryan13/TT)
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Presented without comment. Current ERA's:
Little: 47.25
Heineman... 36.00
#BlueJays
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@S1apSh0es This is evil, a crime against nature, gastronomical terrorism...
I'll take 3.
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@nascarcasm There really is something about getting a few losses out of the way early that reduces pressure
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@Pootz77 Purdue went on this three-game losing streak earlier in the year that I think was the best thing to happen for them. Been absolute domination since
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Doing a wellness check on any Arizona fans on the internet right now #MarchMadness
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@IndyCarOnFOX He was just trying to clear that spider out for Mick. There are better methods, glad he's ok.
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A scary crash for Will Power in Barber qualifying. He got out under his own power.
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We want your feedback on the future of Burke Lakefront Airport! Take the survey: app.youform.com/forms/7idjqvht
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@S1apSh0es The catch: It collected all the data it needed to be a tool for future evils...
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Wait. This news is TOO good. What’s the catch?
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.
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@PalaceofVictor Young was the most mobile of the 4. I'm going with him
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@TheMikeBagley @SiriusXMNASCAR Adopt the Hockey "3rd man in" penalty rule. Let the drivers sort it out themselves without a big ass crew guy stepping in between. When they hit the dirt, THEN you can pull em apart
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Should drivers be allowed to fight after a race without NASCAR repercussions?
866-PIT-LANE
@SiriusXMNASCAR
#TMDNASCAR
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My 🐐 Donald Brashear
Razor’s Sports Shift@TheSports_Shift
Name an athlete who wore the number 87
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