Popbitch

hint: not this guy

so he reads popbitch

.@popbitch has a weird obsession with me. Thus week it goes too far and accuses me of drinking the i paper’s horrid skimmed milk. I don’t, of course, drink such stuff.Instead I keep my own whole milk (illustrated)?in our shared fridge.

@EmiratesSupport Can you DM me? It’s about a flight today and needs resolving.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you @popbitch Last Christmas I bought my pal an elephant for his room. He thanked me profusely, but I just said “don’t mention it”.

Many thanks to @popbitch for their service 🫡

Andrew Norfolk, the chief investigative reporter of The Times who won a host of awards for his work exposing grooming gang scandals, has died at the age of 60, the paper is reporting today.

The @popbitch newsletter (which I recommend) mentions a new nickname for @Keir_Starmer BIFFO. C’mon UK, be more imaginative! That was originally for ex Taoiseach Brian Cowen, from Offaly in Ireland, not Oxted. I hope Keir has more success… (pic is @BrookesTimes in @thetimes)

Bad Bum Bum. via @popbitch

The @popbitch newsletter never fails to deliver. I would recommend subscribing (it's free, but they would love your donations) if you don't already.

anyone expecting an email or phone reply today - sorry might be delayed - currently in midst of bangkok earthquake - had to run from high rise apartment when the cracks in the wall got just too big..

I’ve always wondered if what is in Popbitch is actually true. Turns out it is.

So many J*mes W*tt anecdotes to choose from, but I think this may be my new favourite (thanks @popbitch )

Gregg Wallace reading the latest popbitch

seeing this I am forced to recall the several Gregg Wallace stories in Popbitch

PSA for anyone still alive on here: you can also send us gossip on our Instagram instead

From @popbitch some years ago. RIP Quincy Jones.

speaking of self-aggrandizing hack comedians, there's a *stunning* bit of Baddiel lore in the latest @popbitch