Rufus “The Pope of Pre-Cum” Jackson

I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi, the dark side of the force surrounds the chancellor

If I get killed by a tornado looking for a fucking remote I’m gonna be so pissed

This would be a perfect day for darts oh my god

@mattflynncock Yeah cause Iowa cheated #duh

So Michigan doesn’t have to vacate any wins for sign stealing but we have to because we talked to a dude whose hair looks like a swiffer duster a couple days early? Got it

The Cupid shuffle is top 3 worst song OAT

@mattflynncock Your beer is elongated

Deep in enemy territory #gohawks

Rory just had to see one go

@jasongredhair Skell

@PopeCum Cold wings are worth it

@jasongredhair reposting anything by Jeff nadu is a bad move. #skell

@RShazier87541 Is that a fucking prison cell

Yep it happened. No further questions at this time. #believeineyan

@kbnoswag KB on the golden buffalo?

Empty right dawg right 93 Ohio Y to shake f under on 1 on 1 ready break

Smells like nacho cheese in THE Curris Business Building #everloyal

Nothing better than going on a poop run at canes with LF

Bama please win

Ella Langley could shoot me in the fucking face

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@PopeCum Munt

Lehigh plays with their eyes closed

These kraken power plays make me want to gouge my eyes out of my face