Matt Flynn’s Horsecock

@jasongredhair Holy mythical pull

Bird=piss/cum

If I get killed by a tornado looking for a fucking remote I’m gonna be so pissed

@OhChev We also got a HARD R

I love Byron Buxton

@mattflynncock Yeah cause Iowa cheated #duh

So Michigan doesn’t have to vacate any wins for sign stealing but we have to because we talked to a dude whose hair looks like a swiffer duster a couple days early? Got it

Bruh wtf is this team

Siege might have the most toxic player base out there

STOP THE COUNT!!!!!

@MLB @Twins

The @Twins have won 6 of their last 7 games!

@PopeCum Which means more beer in my barrel

@mattflynncock Your beer is elongated

Deep in enemy territory #gohawks

@IcyVert They played the best team in baseball

Final: Tigers 1, Twins 3

@MLB @Twins Could’ve started 6-7. But did sweep the fraudulent tigers

The @Twins complete the 4-game sweep!

So you’re telling me if the Twins lose today they’ll be 6-7 to start the year?

we're sorry 💔

Twins just scored 4 off Skubal. Ya World Series incoming

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them