@ZODIAC_MF "Here's an incredible 35 step pain in the ass method to order a Whopper from McDonald's."
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Pope Francis
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Pope Francis
@PopeFlatus
I'm busy. I'm having my pope bath.
City of Industry, Vatican Katılım Mart 2012
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@ZODIAC_MF May I remind you of the 14th Amendment's guarantee of birthright Switch ownership?
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ALL THESE BROKE-ASSES BITCHING ABOUT NINTENDOS PRICES HAHAHA. IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT ITS NOT FOR YOU YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING DEADBEATS
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@ZODIAC_MF Two people who have never used a camera in their life: the lady holding a twin-lens reflex camera with a top-down viewfinder out in front of her head, and the genius closing his eye that's behind the camera's viewfinder. It's the attention to detail that makes this really special
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THIS IS EVEN MORE GALLING WHEN YOU REMEMBER MARVEL STARTED AS A COMPANY THAT PAID PEOPLE TO DRAW PICTURES
Marvel Entertainment@Marvel
We have liftoff. Marvel Studios' #TheFantasticFour: First Steps lands in theaters July 25.
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@ZODIAC_MF Nuclear annihilation doesn't do it for people any more, so they moved it a full minute closer when the menthol cigarette ban was rescinded.
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@ZODIAC_MF Serious person: "WTF did you know about those Wheaties when you picked them off the shelf, bee-yotch?"
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ALSO WHATS THIS TOUGH GUY SHIT OVER ROBBIE WILLIAMS OF ALL THINGS? "WHATD YOU KNOW ABOUT OPPENHEIMER ***BITCH***?!!" HERES ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR BOY ROBBIE: HES NOT GONNA BE THERE WHEN I WHIP YOUR FUCKING ASS
stfu you cis piece of trash@terrasphynx
I'm not dying to watch the movie myself but the "I don't know anything about Robbie Williams so why would I watch it" line of reasoning is WILD. Bitch wtf did you know about Oppenheimer?
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@Super70sSports If you squint, you can see a defeated Art Schlichter draped over the grandstands fence. Maybe you'll break even on the parlay with tonight's game, Artie! (this post has been sponsored by DraftKings)
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Name an Ohio State Buckeye. The first one that pops in your head. I’ll start:
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@ZODIAC_MF Someone buy Dan Marcus one of those daily affirmation desk calendars for Christmas. His mind will be blown for a year.
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HAHAHAHAHA REMINDS ME OF THIS GEM
Dan Marcus@Danimalish
7 years ago I watched THE LAST JEDI. I immediately fell in love with the film. There's a moment in the film, where Yoda tells Luke that "the best teacher, failure is", and it has stayed with me ever since. One of the most beautiful and profound moments in any blockbuster.
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@Super70sSports I think all teams should be able to bank runs gained in blowout games, to use at their discretion once per game in later games where they are behind. Down 3-1 in the 9th? Use 3 runs banked from last night's 7-0 win (originally 10-0). Game over. I call this The Golden Runs Rule.
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I would like to apologize to Bud Selig for thinking he was the worst. He’s clearly not. Golden at-bat? Please, please stop fucking with baseball while we can mostly still recognize it.
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@ZODIAC_MF Most of the team's reponse has legitimately been "let he who hasn't been accused of treating dozens of women like they're in a rub and tug parlor cast the first stone"
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@MikeReissWriter They haven't quite nailed down the eleven secret herbs and spices yet.
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Hollywood Poker Pro
Commodore 64 Music Mix
1989 / United States / Chris Hülsbeck
🔥sound on🔥
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@ZODIAC_MF Imagining this guy going into a foaming rage when buying a car, blasting spittle into some hapless salesman's face. "What do you mean 'the sunroof package is extra'? That's THEFT!!"
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"I HAVE TO PAY MORE TO GET EXTRA FEATURES? THATS A *TAX*!" NO DICKHEAD A TAX IS WHEN YOU PAY MORE AND YOU DONT GET SHIT
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JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING *WHINING* OVER THE PRICE OF THIS NEW PLAYSTATION. HERES A CONCEPT YOU SPOILED LITTLE ASSHOLES SHOULD FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH: IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT THEN ITS NOT FOR YOU
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@ZODIAC_MF How else are witless Hitchcock fans supposed to know that Apple has determined that the goofiest boilerplate trash imaginable is actually right up their alley?
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HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN ON MENACE II SOCIETY THE OTHER DAY. FUCKING MOVIE WASNT EVEN OVER YET AND AMAZON TAKES OVER HALF THE SCREEN WITH "NEXT UP: DONT BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD"
It Came from the VCR!@VHSdude
Physical media will always be better than this abomination!!! @Apple @iTunes @AppleTV
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Billy's seven, so poor Thel had at least a year or so off. But Dolly, Jeffy, and PJ arrived by conveyor belt.
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Until today, the Circuses had three children between the ages of 0 and 4.
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Circus.
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@1followernodad This looks like a matte painting from a Ren & Stimpy episode
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@damnyouwillis Well, at least Mime Pekers appears to be enjoying his dementia.
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