Pope

@MarshallHayner what is bro

I knew it was coming, now it's here. We have planned and prepared for this moment meticulously and no one is more ready than Metallicus.

@DeItaone 🤡

EVERYTHING PICKS ARBITRUM AS PARTNER FOR NEW PUBLIC ROUND AT $40M VALUATION

@elonmusk can it pay taxes for me? ( without my funds )

Grok can help with your taxes

gm

@Hoopss @RisitasEngineer

1 hour to eat this for $100k.. who u calling for help

@EmmanuelMacron @Sk0ti homo

Soyons puissants. Soyons unis. Soyons libres.

@RAWigger 😂😂

Alyssa Liu -removed her pronouns from her instagram -said she was just at the Olympics to Mog -hates Israel -is pissing off all the old foid Hags (23+) -fills the EGirl void after Gio Scotti betrayed us all by getting obese -brings back the 2000s white culture aesthetic Yeah we are fucking back

@iam4x thanks bro.

Congrats to the three remaining people trading news

> you work 9-5 every day > build your AI side project at night > “I will escape the underclass” > then realize you’ve just been working a second unpaid shift as LLM data generator, only this job sends you a $200/month invoice.

@EleanorTerrett open our DMs instead, way more interesting😉😻

Opens Twitter: 🤦🏼‍♀️

@nikitabier @infodexx do @DeItaone next

@gamestop bro where's my buckaru cArd😭😭😭

A Customer in Winchester, Virginia traded in 19 PSA-graded Pokémon cards for $4,600 cash. Left very happy!

> Alright pump the price of gold and silver till it looks like a shitcoin chart. beautiful. > Now print 100 billion dollars into the eco, dilute the dollars value more. > Bring in the Nihilistic Penguin. > Increase schizo posting on all government X accounts. > Check on the US gold supply. It's empty? Speed up crypto adoption. > Kill anyone in the government saying Fort Knox is empty. Okay good. > Initiate the Venezuelan Coup. Bring out the Discombobulator. Take all their oil reserves. > Give all the Venezuelan Oil to Israel. > Lower gas prices and raise Dairy & Cheese prices. > Speed up the Moonbase plans, add a Trump Tower hotel plan too. > Release the diversion version of the Epstein emails from his 4th gmail account. Great. > Juice the social algorithms to favor Epstein AI Slop on the timeline. > Increase the power levels of Palantir. Give them full planetary access. > Increase gambling platforms targeted advertising reach. > Add mystery boxes to toddlers education. > Increase Nostalgia levels to their maximum. > Tell the Chinese to release Seedance 2.0. This is good. > Increase backdoor use on all black op programs. We need more data. > Increase cost of living, rent, and food across the board. > Increase levels of Arsenic in all foods. > Increase levels of all carcinogens into the water supply. > Add Googles Gemini to everything. >Add facial scanning to Discord. > Tell Mossad to nuke bitcoin to 69k. > Tell Trump to buy as much Bitcoin that he can buy. > Bring out Scaramucci Jr. to buy Logan Pauls Pikachu for $16 million in a fake auction. > Increase all Nostalgia Value. > Bridge the wealth gap more exponentially. > Tell Epstein he's going to have to give up and stop playing on his OG Fortnite account. > Get the Rothschilds on a group call and tell them everythings going great.

@PxlHulk lmao

> be Dutch anon > buy 100 shares of a tech company with my life savings > stock goes up because the CEO tweeted a frog meme > haven't sold a single share, still eating mayo on bread for dinner > government appears out of the canals like a swamp monster > "GEKOLONISEERD. THAT'S 36% OF YOUR IMAGINARY PROFIT, MENEER." > explain that I literally don't have the cash because I haven't sold anything > "SELL THE STOCK TO PAY THE TAX ON THE STOCK YOU'RE HOLDING" > forced to sell 40% of my position just to pay for the privilege of owning the other 60% > stock crashes 50% the next morning > I now owe the tax office more than my entire portfolio is worth > have to sell my bicycle and my wooden shoes to cover the debt > government uses the money to build a slightly taller levee to protect a pile of dirt > cycle to work in a rainstorm while a tax collector checks the appreciation value of my raincoat > "unrealized gains" more like "realized poverty" > mfw I’m being taxed on the vibes of future wealth

@WhiteHouse the blue hair fat chicks😂😂😂😂

Keeping cool while Making America Hot Again. 🏁 Auto start-stop is officially dead.

@MythicMgames absolute dogshit

Is this any good?

@SlavaBridg17778 @Cehhtrades