Super-Genius Michael Funnyball

Kitchen tutorial

Holy fuck my life is going to be meaningless and devoid of human connection isn't it

I've crossed the "everybody thinks you're really funny" threshold and I am now in the zone of "nobody will ever truly care for you" :/

I hate being in public and the person you're with says some shit that is not funny at all and you feel like you have to laugh because you dont want to offend them but you don't want to laugh because then people around you will think that you have a shitty sense of humor like cmon

Going to AA to meet new designated drivers

The goal is to get far away and to do it as soon as possible maybe even so soon no one notices

@SharpFootball While we're at it...

why didn’t they review this? absolutely looks short when his shoulder hits the ground McVay wanted to challenge & the refs told him not to would have been 4th down

@MithaIntel @ImMeme0 Why was medical attention refused to Renee Good?

HOLY SH*T! Two CBP agents, one badly injured and bleeding, didn’t get any help from the Minneapolis police because their boss is playing politics. Enough is enough. Send the army to Minnesota.

All my friends talk about is geese but they still will not come bird watching with me :(

If I were on the voice I'd never hit the button because the chair would turn around and the contestant might tbh me End A A

@teameffujoe @M1das_OW2 And where is your piss? Uhhh it's in your pants.

@M1das_OW2 Where is Charlie? Uhhhh, yall fucktards murdered him.

where is charlie during all of this? his wife is getting passed around and he’s nowhere to be seen

I hope JSN knows how much the city of Seattle loves him

What if instead of everything is awesome it was everything is awful? Would those plastic fucks still be happy then?

I just do not like the guy that I am #doingitmyway

You could kill me if you want I would not care. I have no real future and I am generally annoying.

Smoking a Marlboro red and drinking my oat milk matcha latte walking down the street with my sustainable hemp fiber tote bag full of feminist literature someone called me performative nah bitch I live like this actually in real life

Countless white boys with hoop dreams had their hopes dashed by the incurable condition known as 5'10"

He says “I no longer claim MAGA.” And retweets Gavin Newsom -😂

Nobody gaf about me and that's okay

My five year plan

@D21_TheGreat Yo let's link up for Fourth of July and make a hit I know we got it in us 🙏

Naaaaaa Thursday bout to get activeeeee 4th of July weekend goin crazyyyyyy