porky_scouser

Passing out of class 12 without ever fully reading The Tempest, is and forever will be my biggest achievement.

Kepa ffs what the fuck are you doing.

@mrigankagooner @SkySportsNews 😭😭

@SkySportsNews Shut the fuck up mate

"There's always going to be bumps in the road" 🗣️ Martin Odegaard on Arsenal's reaction to dropping points in the Premier League title race 🏆

Excited to share that I’ve joined Cloudflare as a Distributed Systems Engineer in London 🧡 Looking forward to learning about systems at scale and their nuances.

Mo Salah everytime he plays shit and gets rightfully benched

As great as he has been for the club, Salah has just thrown Liverpool under the bus.

Salah benched lmaoo🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

@FabrizioRomano Konate

🚨 PSV Eindhoven beat Liverpool 4-1! Who’s your Man of the Match?

Liverpool play uninterrupted for the next 4 months, until the next international break

@badbeti fine bro, you’re verified now - we get it bruv

CAT this, CAT that, how about I kms

@mufaddal_vohra @narendramodi @AmitShah @Bhupendrapbjp @congratstothe

What I love is how confident the city feels taking this on. Not nervous, not unsure just ready. Because Amdavad’s already proved itself with countless global-level events. 2030 is just the moment the world sees it too. #Amdavad2030 @narendramodi @AmitShah @Bhupendrapbjp @sanghaviharsh

@SabriLamouchi11 schrodinger would be so proud

Keep seeing people mention the ball is out. It bloody isn't. Just listen to our mate Gary Neville explain it. #NFFC x.com/CallumCastel7/…

@BoriaMajumdar the tweet is an ad bruv

Sets things up nicely. This fight defines Virat and he isn’t giving up.

@ANI bro how is someone wishing someone on their birthday news man, ffs🤣🤣😭

#WATCH | "It is my deepest wish that Modi ji should continue to serve India when independent India turns 100...", says Chairman & Managing Director of Reliance Industries Limited, Mukesh Ambani, on PM Modi's 75th birthday He says, "Today is a festive day for 1.45 billion Indians. It is the 75th birthday of our most respected and beloved Prime Minister Shri Narendrabhai Modi ji. On behalf of the entire business community of India, on behalf of the Reliance family and the Ambani family, I convey my felicitations to Prime Minister Modi ji. It is not a coincidence that Modi ji's Amrit Mahotsav is coming in Bharat's Amrit Kal. It is my deepest wish that Modi ji should continue to serve India when independent India turns 100..."

@sgzsh269 @pHequals7 its literally in the name bro??😶‍🌫️

@pHequals7 Why would he even know! He doesn't have a technical background, he's just a good biz operator. Don't think many non-technical people would know.

sorry i laughed out loud when he said this

@ShaneMcGoldric1 you mean Lord Farquaad

Thought they'd just signed Pavel Nedved for a minute there!!!

If my calculations are correct we may only have about £80m of the Coutinho money left

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC only took the whole summer then

🚨 Newcastle United reach total agreement with Liverpool to sell Alexander Isak. Deal for 25yo striker worth £130m to #NUFC with solidarity, £125m cost to #LFC. Medical to be done on Monday before #DeadlineDay switch for Sweden international @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65740…

@greg16676935420 taylor swift’s wedding is just gonna be her chilling w a bunch of private jets

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

@LiyakTakar 🤣🤣

Mo salah contribution is inevitable