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Murphys Lawyer

@Porter_Faulio

For these I set no limits, world or time, But make a gift of empire without end.

Sydney AU Katılım Mart 2022
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Lodson
Lodson@Lodson_·
Shaken, not stirred😂
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Israel Adesanya
Israel Adesanya@stylebender·
lol, I love you all xo
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Sean Strickland
Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
Sex with lizzo or eat Indian street food for a day?
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Murphys Lawyer
Murphys Lawyer@Porter_Faulio·
@Haspro_1 Standard bear porn post. I love shorting tops but I hate these people
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Lodson
Lodson@Lodson_·
Larps only post 100% winrate.
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Dovy🔌
Dovy🔌@DovySimuMMA·
What’s the name of this takedown?
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Lodson
Lodson@Lodson_·
I regained like 50 IQ points from adding these mutes and now I'm back to 75 IQ. Feels so great to be smart again.
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Markets & Mayhem
Markets & Mayhem@Mayhem4Markets·
I quit drinking alcohol over 10 years ago and I have no desire to drink again. Would you ever quit?
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ACD MMA
ACD MMA@acdmma_·
what is the most insane MMA-related AI image that you have seen so far???
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Lodson
Lodson@Lodson_·
- *So what do you do for a living?* - ”I’m in the crypto industry” - *Oh, trading?* - ”No no, I’m a blockchain dev” - *Yo that sounds so cool, what did you do?* - ”I created this crypto named Fartcoin” *…*
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Murphys Lawyer
Murphys Lawyer@Porter_Faulio·
How does something like this get 2.9m views 🤦‍♂️
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Murphys Lawyer@Porter_Faulio·
@ChampRDS Good lord. MMA “fans” are the worst. This guy fought periera, one of the scariest strikers on the planet, put him in more danger than anyone else in the UFC and is the only UFC fighter to beat him (arguably in the first fight too) and you all clown him. It’s truly sad.
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Championship Rounds
Championship Rounds@ChampRDS·
Israel Adesanya talks about his losses to Alex Pereira: “First fight in China, I thought I won. Even [Alex] thought I won until he got his hand raised. Second fight, I’m beating his a** and he gets me. Again, [third fight] in New York, beating that, rocked him, took him down, and he gets me… Same ref, shoutout Marc Goddard, let Jamahal Hill almost kill Glover [Teixeira]… so I’m like ‘I was fine’.” 🎥 @MightyMouse #UFC #MMA
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Windicular
Windicular@GrizzlyVol·
@MMAFighting Why does he say this and then take not so subtle shots at him unprompted all the time lmao
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Seán
Seán@SeanNotShelby·
@Porter_Faulio @bisping It’s a culmination of things for that moment to me but to each their own of course
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michael
michael@bisping·
What’s the best in cage ufc celebration ever? Eg- Izzy with bow and arrow to Alex after he won by ko.
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Seán
Seán@SeanNotShelby·
@bisping Holloway flexing after Gaethje dropped dead center of the ring Ice cold ❄️
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G 🇦🇺@bluewolfpack1·
If you wondering who has the Realty plates in Sydney - I found him . Bookmark that as things you see at market tops 💋
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